The new ISIS figures are in, and one headlines says “ISIS is twice as big as we first thought.”
Sort of like…
People on welfare in America
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Keith Olbermann’s mouth
Michelle Obama’s butt
According to the newly released CIA intelligence assessment, “estimates that the Islamic State group can muster between 20,000 and 31,500 fighters across Iraq and Syria, up from a previous figure of 10,000.”
Not being picky, but that means ISIS could be TRIPLE what we were told.
The jury is still out on just how “radically jihad” some of them are, but the fact remains they have gained ground quickly, and are growing faster than a grain-fed pig.
ISIS has an internet guru, who is a top target of the U.S. Yes, ISIS is using social media!
I fully expect ISIS to begin advertising for administrative assistants any day now.
WANTED: Executive Terrorist Assistant. Must speak Arabic (Sunni dialect preferred) and be able to operate a throw-away Sat-phone. Plus for expertise in bomb building.
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