War on Women: One got away

I’m not sure how we woman-hating Conservatives allowed Vaginal-American Paula Long, the CEO DataGravity to succeed. But now it’s too late.

Long flourished in Silicon Valley with the likes of Google, Yahoo, Facebook, and Apple, who we all know are gender-biased when it comes to hiring the penis-challenged.

Long did one step better (video).


With all the testosterone-infused air in the Land of Fruits and Nuts, it’s pathetic that Paula Long has become the most successful female entrepreneur in the tech sector. She sold EqualLogic, her first start-up to Dell for $1.4 billion in 2008. How’s that for gender bias.

Long obviously has Stockholm Syndrome, because she believes the best way to fix the lack of females in high-tech problem is simply improving the supply.

Hard to believe given the hype, but there are not a lot of women pursuing tech careers. The same is true of ethnic minorities. But don’t expect the RACIST MATH to stop the profiteers like Jesse Jackson from trying to extort the capitalists.

Long said recently to entrepreneurs aspiring to break into the tech industry to remember that you’re the one in control.

“Don’t think there’s something you can’t do just because somebody else says you can’t…It’s your choice whether you do it or not. And remember, you don’t have to do it if you don’t like it. Just because you’re good at something doesn’t mean you have to do it.”

Long is on to her next venture, so we will have to move on in our War on Women. If Long keeps this up, we may just have to learn to appreciate her for her contribution to capitalism.

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