Liberals see guns in everything; cloud formations, toast, tree shapes, you name it. Liberals are obsessed with guns, except removing them from the hands of criminals.
So it never surprises me to see a story about a Liberal “kaniptian” over a gun in a school. And Liberals didn’t disappoint on International Talk-Like-A-Pirate Day.
As a celebration of a day that must have been for America’s first black president, a true pirate who has stolen TRILLIONS from the U.S. Treasure, a school decided to have fun. One teacher went full-bore, pardon the gun reference, and dressed as Obama himself.
Unfortunately, cafeteria workers freaked out when they thought a fake plastic sword was a gun, and contacted the principal in a panic.