Truth is, we really don’t know why Obama went to Walter Reed to get his throat examined. For all we know he has throat cancer.
What we do know is that whatever caused Obama to have medical tests on Saturday after complaining of a sore throat, we won’t get the truth.
Who goes to the hospital for a sore throat, when the White House has doctors on staff and on site who are the top in their fields? Obama is too busy to meet with heads of state or to do anything except get his news by watching TV on Air Force one in between golf outings, but he takes time to get his throat checked!
It must have been serious, Yo! And it WAS!
It turns out Obama suffers from the dreaded acid reflux.
“The president’s symptoms are consistent with soft tissue inflammation related to acid reflux and will be treated accordingly,” Obama’s doctor, Captain Ronny Jackson, said in a statement.
The clinical definition of acid reflux is “a condition in which the stomach contents flow back up from the stomach into the esophagus, causing such symptoms as heartburn and sore throat.” In reality, it means Obama has regurgitated so much bile in his BS speeches, his throat is raw.
What you or I would simply take an antacid for, Obama has to get a full medical profile? I know that Negro is a pansy, but dang!
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A report I read said Obama got a fiber optic exam of his throat; and since swelling was detected, doctors decided to perform a CT scan as well. Too bad they didn’t drug-test him as well.
The CT scan was just a formality, since Obama had the time.
Jackson did not give any cause for Obama’s case of the illness, but said there were many risk factors for acid reflux, including smoking, use of alcohol and hiatal hernia, according to the U.S. National Library of Medicine. We know Obama is a drinker, and he likely still smokes.
Maybe Barack Obama is bulimic, and keeps that school-girl physique by barfing up his fat burgers he eats behind Michelle’s back?
Which leads me to another possibility.
Perhaps Michelle punched that sucker in the throat, after catching him backsliding on her diet. The throat would likely be a good place to hit him, if she didn’t want to show bruising!