Arm-wrestling tournament proposed for Ferguson

Eric Holder just came up with a brilliant proposal to quiet jangled nerves in the embattled city of Ferguson: disarm police and civilians.

In other words, become bloody ENGLAND, chaps!

After all, how can anyone be shot, if nobody has guns. We know that in an unarmed society, cops will still carry their “ankle piece,” just in case the criminals decide not to disarm themselves.

Let’s see how that works out for the War on Women.


Well, I’ll say this, [walking through the school] was the worst day I had as Attorney General. It is, I think the single failure that I point to in my time as Attorney General, that I was not able to… convince Congress to really follow the will of the American people — which was to enact meaningful, reasonable, gun safety measures. The gun lobby simply won.


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