Seen the racism app?

Been questioning your racist tendencies lately? Just kidding…unless you’re a Liberal Democrat!

Well, there’s an app that will allow you to document just how NOT racist you are, as you log your sensitivity to others and political correctness on a case by case basis.

The “app” is easily downloaded to your iPhone; just make sure to keep it handy with you throughout the day so you can earn points towards becoming as non-racist as possible!

If you’re looking for the easy way out, an “I voted for Obama” checkbox, it’s not part of the app. You will have to EARN your NOT A RACIST status.


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