Don’t let your girlfriend get THIS mad

Apparently there are times in a relationship where sleeping on the couch is not punishment enough.

What did this guy do to make his girlfriend this mad?

An unfortunate Oklahoma man was awakened on the couch to the pain of his girlfriend trying to bite off his “manhood,” giving new meaning to a dog going after his bone.

 

From KJRH News:

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Police say the victim fell asleep on the couch only to wake up to find his girlfriend”biting his (penis) off.”

The victim told police he fought her off but she hit him in the head with a laptop computer.

Once hospitalized, the victim received several stitches to the base of his penis and was treated for injuries to his head, face, neck, fingers and knee.

The girlfriend was taken into custody for an interview and ultimately booked into the Tulsa County Jail.

 

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