ISIS has banned European men…well at least those who wear “skinny jeans.”
European men might as well put on Burqas, because “skinny jeans” might get you beaten or worse…anal jihad.
For the NOW generation women who might feel vindicated that men’s dress is finally under attack, well it’s still not good for the women folks when it comes to Islam.
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You might be thinking a robe that “covers the entire body and face with a mesh screen over the eyes” makes for uncomfortable summer wear, but hey, it’s more comfortable than getting whipped. The billboards also suggest “women who do not follow the guidelines may be subject to corporal punishment, though it is not specific about penalties”.