
In a rare occurrence in the Everglades, it rained.
Because black women don’t like getting their hair messed up in the rain, Obama cancelled the speech he was to give on Earth Day, as he attempts to convince the world about that there is weather.
After remembering that he could get a Marine to hold an umbrella, Obama rescheduled his speech on the importance of weather in the ecosystem.
Here are a few observations on the subject from our readers:
Hilarious. The president’s big Earth Day photo-op that has him flying with fake-scientist Bill Nye to the Everglades in Florida might have been cancelled because of climate change, also known as rain:
@markknoller So he’s burning five gallons of jet fuel per mile to give remarks to the press about how we need to save the Earth.
— DM (@idaho_expatriot) April 22, 2015