Things I Trust More than Hillary Clinton

Hillary Clinton is a lying, lecherous Leftists who cannot be trusted.

Now, the bad news for Hillary!

After receiving an email with a few things people trust more than Hillary Clinton, I decided to publish the list and add a few of my own.

If you have something you trust more than Hillary Clinton, please let us know, and we will add it to the growing list:



  • Drinking Mexican tap water
  • A rattlesnake with a pet me sign
  • Bill Clinton
  • OJ Simpson showing me his knife collection
  • An elevator ride with Ray Rice
  • A drink offered by Bill Cosby
  • Michael Jackson’s doctor
  • An Obama nuclear deal with Iran
  • A Palestinian with a backpack on a motorcycle
  • Gas station sushi
  • Jimmy Carter’s economic plan
  • Brian Williams’ news reports
  • Loch Ness monster sightings
  • Prayers for peace from Al Sharpton
  • An Obama endorsement
  • Rosie O showing restraint at an all-you-can-eat buffet
  • German co-pilots
  • Nigerian lottos wins
  • The $35,000,000 arab shiek who keeps sending me emails
  • Mexican building codes
  • Duke strippers
  • Chicago governors

What do you trust more than Hillary Clinton?



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