Be careful whom you attack might be good advice for this would-be mugger. Guess who he ended up asking for help?
Yep…the cops! And boy, did he need it.
According to the Daily Mail:
Wesley Sousa de Araujo and another man attacked and tried to rob Monique Bastos. Unbeknownst to Araujo and his accomplice, Bastos is a mixed martial arts women’s champion. The 23-year-old Bastos locked his head in-between her legs, and squeezed his neck in a “lion killer choke” hold until the cops turned up. The other man ran away like the wind.
The “lion killer” is a choke hold in Brazilian jiu-jitsu where the attacker wraps his arm around his opponent’s neck, placing the crook of his elbow on his trachea.
In what must have seemed like a lifetime for Araujo, Bastos maintained the “lion killer” choke for a solid 20 minutes. Araujo reportedly screamed and cried the entire time. According to onlookers, he was said to shout:
“Daddy, Daddy, call the police, Daddy. Help Jesus. I swear, it was the first time I’ve ever done this. Help, Lord, somebody help me. Where’s my mum?”
Leave it to criminals (and Leftists) to invoke God, pleading for help when they screw up and get caught. For the record, Jesus was watching and possibly high-fiving Bastos besting a bully boy-turned-little-girl.
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