With all that’s happening with Missouri, and the dramatic remake into a Historically Black College and University transformation that’s occurring, we thought a few other changes are in order. So we looked at the school mascot. Why not make it a chicken? It seems that wackademia is where Liberals’ chickens have come home to roost.

We also thought we’d cover that feces incident.

I’m sure that these two graphics will keep the campus counselor and other area shrinks in business for the next few years.