Hillary Clinton desperately wanted a pair of beautiful alligator shoes. She goes to a store who sold the shoes, only to find that they didn’t have shoes for her very large, grotesque feet.
After becoming very frustrated with the attitude of a shopkeeper, the young Rodham declared,
“I’m a powerful woman, who doesn’t need a man patronizing me. I’ll just go out and catch my own alligator and get a pair of alligator shoes myself!”
The shopkeeper replied with a sly smile,
“Great idea! If anybody can do it, why not you!”
Hillary headed off to the swamp, determined to catch an alligator.
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Later in the day, the shopkeeper was driving home, and spotted Hillary standing waist deep in the murky water with a Joe Biden signature shotgun in hand. He noticed a huge 9-foot gator swimming rapidly toward her.
With the reflexes of a Clinton office coed, Hillary took aim, shot the creature, then hauled it up onto the slippery bank, where amazingly 7 more gators lie, belly-up.
The shopkeeper watched in amazement as the Hillary struggled with the 9-footer she’d just shot.
As she flipped the gator over, Hillary rolled her eyes, then screamed in frustration,
“SON OF A BITCH! THIS ONE’S BAREFOOT TOO!”