Trump and Rubio Are Sitting in a Bar…

Donald Trump and Marco Rubio are sitting in a bar.

A guy walks in and asks the barman,

‘Isn’t that Trump and Rubio sitting over there?’
The bartender says, ‘Yep, that’s them.’
So the guy walks over and says,
‘Wow, this is a real honor! What are you guys doing in here?’
Trump says, ‘We’re planning WW III.’
The guy says, ‘Really? What’s going to happen?’
Rubio says,  ‘Well, we’re going to kill 140 million Muslims and one blonde with big boobs.’
The guy exclaimed,
‘A blonde with big tits? Why kill a blonde with big boobs?’
 Rubio turns to Trump and says,
‘See, I told you, no one gives a crap about the 140 million Muslims.


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