Bill Clinton surprised everyone at a recent Hillary Clinton campaign event, as he demonstrated how to properly “schlong.”
One can only wonder what Clinton was actually saying as he demonstrated how to “schlong” without repercussion.
Though Donald Trump was unavailable for comment, he likely would have said,
“That’s a terrible ‘schlong’, and I can do that so much better, great in fact. I’m the best at schlonging America has ever seen!“