In the spirit of Jeff Foxworthy, here is a list of things that Liberals think. Of course they make no sense, but such is the nature of Liberalism.
If plastic water bottles are okay, but plastic bags are banned, you might be a Liberal.
If you think people who hunt and fish without a license should get arrested, but people entering and remaining in the country illegally shouldn’t, you might be a Liberal.
If you want kids to get their parents’ permission to go on a field trip or to take an aspirin in school, but not to get an abortion, you might be a Liberal.
If you believe you MUST show your identification to board an airplane, cash a check, buy liquor, or check out a library book and rent a video, but not to vote for who runs the government, you might be a Liberal.
If you believe the government should prevent stable, law-abiding citizens from owning gun magazines that hold more than ten rounds, but should give twenty F-16 fighter jets to the crazy new leaders in Egypt, you might be a Liberal.
If you believe that in New York City you should buy TWO 16-ounce sodas, but not one 24-ounce soda, because 24-ounces of a sugary drink might make you fat, you might be a Liberal.
If you believe that an 80-year-old woman confined to a wheelchair or a three-year-old girl can be strip-searched by the TSA at the airport, but a woman in a burka or a hijab is only subject to having her neck and head searched, you might be a Liberal.
If you believe the best way for your government eradicate trillions of dollars of debt is to spend trillions more, you might be a Liberal.
If a seven-year-old boy can be thrown out of school for saying his teacher is “cute” but hosting a sexual exploration or diversity class in grade school is perfectly acceptable, you might be a Liberal.
If you believe that hard work and success should be met with higher taxes and more government regulation and intrusion, while not working is rewarded with Food Stamps, WIC checks, Medicaid benefits, subsidized housing, and free cell phones, you might be a Liberal.
If you believe that giving up your Constitutional Second Amendment rights makes you more safe, you might be a Liberal.
What’s YOUR “You might be a Liberal?”
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