State Department Warns Stupid Americans

The State Department is helping Americans again. This time that crackerjack group of diplomats is warning Americans about travel abroad.

They tweeted:

“Not a ‘10’ in the US? Then not a 10 overseas. Beware of being lured into buying expensive drinks or worse – being robbed. #springbreakingbadly.”

Like it was written by John Kerry himself, with a little whisper from Hillary Clinton.

Yep, stupid Americans might be lured into buying foreigners drinks.

And what of those foreigners? Rapists and robbers? Holy “Ghost of Donald Trump!”

The backlash came.

So the State Department changed their message.

In other words, Obama can’t pardon you, if you’re in jail overseas.


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