Congratulations! America has a new royal frickin’ baby. Or so we are told.
What used to be Arkansas white trash Hillbillies (no disrespect to my Hillbilly friends) is now Washington DC royalty.
Such is the new America, where everything has been upside down.
Back to the new
political tool baby. As reported by NBC News,
There’s a new member of the Clinton family — just in time for Father’s Day.
Chelsea Clinton, daughter of presumptive Democratic presidential nominee Hillary Clinton and former President Bill Clinton, announced Saturday she had given birth to a boy named Aidan Clinton Mezvinsky.
“Marc and I are overwhelmed with gratitude and love as we celebrate the birth of our son, Aidan Clinton Mezvinsky,” Chelsea, 36, tweeted Saturday morning.
Aidan. I’m guessing their next child will be Abetting. Get it? Aidan and Abetting.
If there is justice in this country, this entire family will be looking at these kids through Plexiglas, with the Guatemalan nanny letting the kids hear their parents and grandparents through the prison phone.
I know, I know. Some of you think I’m being heartless, but you missed the point: at least I have the family all at the same prison!
Crooked Hillary’s cellie can be Huma. Chelsea will be assigned a 300 pound “tranny”, and Bill…well he won’t care who he gets, because he’s screw a snake, if somebody holds it still for him.
So as I was saying, “Congratulations to the Clintons!” Because we all know that baby should have been born in prison.
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