I’m not going to the DNC Convention, but I was sent an email regarding the event.
Apparently this is the DNC Convention Schedule for 2016.
Monday, July 25, 2016
Free lunch, medical marijuana, and bus ride to the Convention
Forms for Food Stamp enrollment and free cellphones distributed
Do you think the 2nd Amendment will be destroyed by the Biden Administration?
Trending: What Did Trump Know About Wuhan Lab?
Group Voter Registration for Illegal Immigrants.
Fifteen different language interpreters to assist
Address on “Being the Real You”
Rachel Dolezal, former Head of the Seattle NAACP and
“How to Bank $200 Million as a
Public Servant and claim to be broke”
How to have a successful career
Without ever having a job, and
Still avoid paying taxes!
A Seminar Moderated by Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson
Medals of Freedom presentation to
Army deserter Bo Bergdahl
For serving with Honor and Distinction
National Security Advisor Susan Rice
Invitation-Only Autograph Session
Souvenir photographs of Hillary and
Chelsea dodging Sniper Fire in Bosnia
Credit: Trusted liberal media-approved photographers
General vote on praising Baltimore rioters,
And on using the terminology
“Alternative Shoppers” instead of “Looters”
Thousands of BLM demonstrators to assist you in proper pronunciation
Breakout session with Bill Clinton
For women on avoiding the upcoming draft
Enrollment forms for 2017 internships will be available
The White House “Semantics” Committee Meeting
General vote on re-branding “Muslim Terrorism” as
“Random Acts of Islamic Over-Exuberance”
Various liberal media talking heads to demonstrate
“Liberal Bias in Media” How we can make it work for you!
Tutorial sponsored by CBS, NBC, ABC, CNN, PBS,
The Washington Post and the New York Times
With Guest Speaker, Brian Williams
Tribute Film to the Brave Freedom Fighters
Still incarcerated at GITMO
Personal Finance Seminar –
“Businesses Don’t Create Jobs”
Special guest, Princess Lie-awatha
a/k/a Elizabeth Warren, author of
“You Didn’t Built That”
Short film, “Setting Up Your Own Illegal
Email Server While Serving in a
Cabinet Post and How to Pretend
It’s No Big Deal”
Hosted by Hillary Clinton
Official Nomination of Hillary
Bill Maher and Chris Matthews
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