Hillary Clinton: Healthier Than Trump’s Dead Horse

In case you haven’t heard, Hillary Clinton has received a clean bill of health. She’s healthier than the Trump’s dead horse.

Her doctor signed the paperwork yesterday, as two Secret Service agents held their service weapons against the doctor’s head.


In understanding Hillary Clinton’s health issues, America now knows, Hillary Clinton “powered through” the flu. That’s what Bill Clinton called it. Then the Hillary Clinton campaign promptly walked that back.

It seems they don’t quite know what to call Hillary Clinton’s “illness.”

Given that Democrats spin all the news, let’s just wait to see what they settle on, before the next episode.

As Hillary Clinton convalesces, her surrogates, including the lameduck Barack Obama campaign for her. It’s been fun to watch. All of them are kicking Trump’s dead horse.

Obama treated us to the transparency around Clinton’s disclosures,

“She released her taxes…an, an, an, and why do people question her health? Look at Donald Trump. He’s not exactly skinny.”

Yes, that’s the new defense of Hillary Clinton.

“Look at Trump!”

What? Is Trump supposed to be built like a Chippendale at age 70?

Look at Trump! He’s outworks the younger Clinton five to one, easily. Trump looks like Mike Tyson in his prime fighting Leon Spinks, when compared to Hillary Clinton.

If Hillary Clinton is so healthy, I want to see something spectacular. Let her fight Ronda Rousey, perhaps. One minute.

At the very least, let Colin Powell have a run at her, once he gets from under the bus Clinton threw him under. He deserves a rematch!

According to Breitbart, maybe Powell is getting his revenge:

One of the biggest bombshells in the leaked Colin Powell emails is the news that Democratic senator Sheldon Whitehouse informed a Democratic donor that Hillary’s health is so bad that she “could barely climb the podium steps” during an event they both attended.

“Sheldon Whitehouse, who is a huge Clinton supporter, said they were both giving speeches at the same event a few months back and she could barely climb the podium steps,” Democratic financier Jeffery Leeds said in an email discussion with George W. Bush’s former secretary of state.
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The emails were dated March 14, 2015, and first reported by The Intercept. 


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