Mother Teresa was canonize; made a saint. How racist of the Catholic church. They seemed to have missed Saint Barack.
Everybody knows that Barack Obama should have been the next saint. Saint Barack of the District of Columbia!
Talk about the perfect place to canonize Obama. DC: the church of big government.
As for Mother Teresa, now St. Teresa of Calcutta, her sainthood began shortly after her death.
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Mother Teresa’s devotees began pressing the Vatican soon after her death to speed up the nun’s sainthood cause, saying her holiness was clear to many around the world. Pope John Paul II granted the special dispensation in 1999, and the procedure began.
The pope waived the waiting period in part, some believe, because of her fame and reputation.
To become a saint, one must die. Then, the Catholic church must approve miracles that the proposed saint performed.
Thus, I ask how the Catholic church would overlook Obama. So what he’s not dead or Catholic. Make an “affirmative action” exception, damnit!
As Americans have learned, Obama has accomplished many miracles. Shall we list a few?
- Getting elected with no qualifications
- Getting elected AGAIN, after America witnessed his abilities
- Gaining the undying adulation of a group of people he’s destroyed
- Being declared the smartest man in the world by Liberals, while demonstrating the intellect of a dung beetle
- Destroying the American Dream in one presidency
Likewise, I could drone on and on, pardon the pun. So, you understand why I’m perplexed.
Making a woman a saint who has dedicated her life to helping lepers and curing the terminally ill, before canonizing the man who gave us OBAMACARE?! Negro PLEASE!
Moreover, Pope Francis (who knows Obama and his exploits) had this to say about Mother Teresa:
“Mother Teresa, in all aspects of her life, was a generous dispenser of divine mercy, making herself available for everyone through her welcome and defense of human life, those unborn and those abandoned and discarded…She was committed to defending life, ceaselessly proclaiming that ‘the unborn are the weakest, the smallest, the most vulnerable.”
I believe Obama called these lives “burdens?”
Then, Obama forced businesses and insurance companies to make abortion readily available to any woman who wants one.
Simply put, Saint Teresa saved a few people. Saint Barack of DC saved humanity.