Drudge Alludes to Hillary Clinton Sex Scandal

Recently we spoofed the idea of a Hillary Clinton sex scandal, figuring the scenario a near impossibility. After all, who would want to have sex with Hillary Clinton?!

As it turns out however, we may have been prophetic. There very well might be a Hilary Clinton sex scandal.

Rumors persist that Hillary Clinton is bi-sexual, and some cast Huma Abedin as her paramour. Who knows if these two applied for a “liquor license,” but it’s not entirely impossible to believe.

And then there is Matt Drudge. According to the Daily Headlines,

Drudge may have been dropping hints about a week ago when he said:

“I’m very concerned with what’s happening. So I just give it my all. I’ve learned how to take care of myself and detach from outcomes. Because otherwise you can’t survive… I have remained completely independent from all of them… I need no traffic from Google. I don’t care if I get one traffic referral from Google, or Bing, or Yahoo or any of these others…

…Now if you think of that setup, how rare that is, because everybody is so hungry for referrals, for likes. I don’t need to be liked… I hope that you come. It doesn’t mean necessarily you have to like what I have up there.”

“They say he’s a right-wing gossip monger mainly because of Lewinsky and those years. Which by the way, are back. Why aren’t we seeing Hillary’s lovers? Excuse me, why aren’t we seeing Hillary’s lovers? Where’s the cover-up on this?“

Hillary Clinton may get some street cred, if she were to have herself a boy toy. Let’s face it, most of America sees Bill Clinton as cuckold anyway.

Hillary Clinton could fool quite a few people if she validated the B in the LGBTQ, and let us in on her girlfriend. A revelation like that could shore up the women vote, and make Hillary appear to be more “human.”

It’s almost over for October surprises, though I think the Clinton camp remains very worried.

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