Now that Hillary Clinton faces (coming) prosecution for racketeering, perhaps she can do work-release under President Trump.
After all, Clinton claims to care about the plight of women, so here’s a cause. Helping Malak Al Shehri.
According to The Daily Mail,
A woman who received death threats after going out without her abaya in Saudi Arabia has been arrested and now faces being lashed.
The woman, who has been identified as Malak Al Shehri, shared a photograph of herself without a hijab or abaya – a traditional body covering – on a street in the capital city of Riyadh.
The ultra-conservative Muslim country enforces a strict dress code for women in public, banned them from driving and prohibits the mixing of sexes.
The Arabic-language al-Sharq newspaper said the woman was detained after a complaint was filed by the religious police.
‘Police officers have detained a girl who had removed her abaya on al-Tahliya street, implementing a challenge she announced on social media several days ago,’ Colonel Fawaz al-Maiman, a Riyadh police spokesman, was quoted as saying.
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I’m not doubting Hillary Clinton flew a lot of miles as Secretary of State, as I know how important bonus miles are. But I do question just how effective Old Hills was in changing things in the Middle East. Based on this story, Clinton logged a lot of wasted miles.
I’d ask if things are any better in Kuwait, Brunei, Bahrain, or Qatar.
Sadly, women there don’t fare any better than their Muslim sisters in Saudi Arabia.
I’m sure Clinton will be able to help Al Shehri, the woman who threw down the gauntlet in Riyadh, removing her abaya. That is, as soon as Clinton gets time away from bashing American men for keeping “days women-folk from votin’ fa Hillary.”
Al Shehri now needs a champion of the highest order, and I recommend Clinton. I realize that Clinton may not be in a great negotiating position, given the fact the Saudis were the second largest donor to The Clinton Foundation. But with that whole pay-to-play racket coming to an end, I’m hoping Clinton can work something out to make amends to women, and avoid Leavenworth.
Will Clinton actually become “Trump-like” and live up to a promise she made to women?
By representing Al Shehri, Clinton could score points in Butt Kicking v2.0: The Recount. And let’s face it, Clinton could actually use something decent on her resume:
Hillary Clinton Updated Resume: Nov 9, 2017
- Wife of a bad Man
- Lost to a weak Man
- Elected Senator on coattails of a bad Man
- Cheated an old Man only to lose to a REAL Man!
I realize competing with President-elect Trump may be futile, but if Clinton could save “just one” woman, she can at least have a legacy.
For the record, Al Shehri did Saudi Arabia a favor. This woman gets a 7.6 on the “Hot Falafel” scale.