When President Trump Reads Obama’s Emails

If you were President Trump, where would you start Day 1?

trump-reading-obamas-emails-1I suggest that he turn over Obama’s entire email to WikiLeaks. Perhaps Trump should disband the CIA and NSA and just put Julian Assange in charge of our clandestine agencies.

Can you imagine getting the POTUS email address, and looking at all the unread messages?

Here’s what I suggest Trump will find when he reads any of the 5,000 messages Ambassador Stevens sent:

Dear Mr. President,



We’ve held Hillary Clinton to task for Benghazi, but what about holding Barack’s boney butt responsible as well?

What other unread emails might Trump find?

Maybe some from all the mayors of “flyover” cities asking for help during the winter storm that killed a bunch of white folks. Newmax reported on this story back in 2009:

Devastating ice storms have rocked Kentucky, prompting Gov. Steve Beshear to seek disaster aid, USAToday reports. And yet the Obama administration has remained silent on the issue.

This marks Kentucky’s largest and most extensive natural disaster in history: 25 are dead, 600,000 are without power, and people by scores are holed up in shelters.

Obama couldn’t respond to those, because he was golfing in Hawaii. Well that, and the fact that Obama hates “flyover” country white people.

Three Amigos - Fast and FuriousObama didn’t bother to click on the Mexican president’s emails regarding Fast and Furious either.

What would Nieto have asked in his message?

Hola, Barack.

I know you are doing wanderful things for Mexicans nationals in America, an’ I appreciate you taking in our creeminals. Howeber, I don’t like that you are arming our banditos weeth your guns!


The Mexicans

To this day the Obama administration continues to stonewall this investigation.

Fox News reported on this in April of last year.

Republicans lawmakers who led probes into the Obama administration’s botched Operation Fast and Furious gun-trafficking operation are criticizing the court-ordered release Friday of related documents, saying they are only a “fraction” of those requested in subpoenas.

You know the Brits had unread messages to Obama, when he sent back the bust of Churchill.

Dear Mr. President,

While we appreciate getting back the bust of Winston Churchill (postage due, no less), the bust was a gift.

However, understanding your sentiments towards whites, we have “colorised” the bust, therefore making Churchill, thus rendering him, “African-American.”

Please accept the new bust of Churchill and our deepest apologies.

Further, please note Mr. President, Britain is modifying all of our history books to reflect that Churchill was indeed born a Negro.

Fondly, The Brits.

Remember how it all began?

trump-reading-obama-emailsA bust of the former prime minister once voted the greatest Briton in history, which was loaned to George W Bush from the Government’s art collection after the September 11 attacks, has now been formally handed back.

The bronze by Sir Jacob Epstein, worth hundreds of thousands of pounds if it were ever sold on the open market, enjoyed pride of place in the Oval Office during President Bush’s tenure.

But when British officials offered to let Mr Obama to hang onto the bust for a further four years, the White House said: “Thanks, but no thanks.”

Obama couldn’t have the bust of a competent white man greeting him in the White House daily. After all, he had to put up with those portraits of all the other white presidents, and enough is enough!

It’s safe to say that President Trump will have his hands full, as he untangles Obama web of deception. Let’s hope Trump can help restore Americans’ faith in government.


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