Leftist Pollster CONFIRMS: Republicans Smarter than Democrats
Republicans didn’t need a survey to find out that we’re smarter than brain-dead morons known as Democrats.
Democrats argue differently, in as much as baboons can form cognitive thought. Nevertheless, the research gives the Left an education they slept through in college.
Leftist Scientists Don’t Lie
Pew Research Center is a left-of-center scientific organization. So Democrats can take their findings to the bank without question.
Last September and October, Pew surveyed 1,168 adults. They asked multiple-choice questions, as well as queries with maps, pictures, and symbols. Participants identified international leaders, cabinet members, Supreme Court justices, and nations on maps, among other topics. These aren’t things you pick up while wearing a pussy-hat in a protest march.
Do you think Cubans are fighting for healthcare or freedom from Communism?
The results show a stark contrast along partisan lines in knowledge levels. Put another way, the Pew research showed that leftists are really stupid.
Note how Pew attempted to soften the blow for leftists:
“Republicans generally outperformed Democrats on the current quiz. On 13 of the 19 questions, Republicans score significantly higher than Democrats and there are no questions on which Democrats did better than Republicans. In past knowledge quizzes, partisan differences have been more muted, though Republicans often have scored somewhat higher than Democrats.”
One part of the report bears repeating: There are no questions on which Democrats did better than Republicans. For the majority of those questions, Republicans scored significantly higher.
These results offer nothing new, and in fact validate reports from the past.
In a 2010 Pew survey, Republicans outperformed Democrats on 10 of 12 questions. Though overwhelming, these results pale in comparison to this year’s survey.
Let’s have another subtle reminder: Republicans outperformed Democrats on every single one of 19 questions.
It’s Not Just Pew
Pew isn’t the only leftist organization to prove that Republicans are smarter than Democrats.
In April 2010, The New York Times declared, “Poll Finds Tea Party Backers Wealthier and More Educated.” Obliterating widespread misconceptions, that survey revealed Tea Party supporters obtained college degrees more often than their leftist counterparts. Tea Party supporters also completed post-graduate studies more often.
In case you missed it, that was the New York Times’ poll.
Sadly, this really doesn’t give Republicans bragging rights. Had we beaten say Catholic school 5th graders, then perhaps. However, the fact that we beat a group of simpletons, not so much.
Don’t get me wrong; bragging rights are bragging rights. The win doesn’t have the same feeling of exhilaration most of us felt after crushing crooked Hillary Clinton’s dreams on election night. Nevertheless, I do sniff the aroma of ambrosia. It smells a bit like toasted leftist.
Leftists will dismiss this report as they readily dismiss most truths. “To thyself be true” doesn’t apply to the Left. They prefer, “Fat, dumb, and happy!”
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