A New First: Muslim Gay Marriage with a Twist
When gay Muslims marry in Iraq or some other Muslim nation armpit, I will be impressed.
Until then, call me unimpressed with the declaration of gay Muslim “marriage”.
As the Independent reported,
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Jahed Choudhury and Sean Rogan married in Walsall, in one of the UK’s first same-sex marriages involving a Muslim partner.
Footage showed the couple dressed in traditional Bangladeshi attire to say their vows while surrounded by loved ones at the town’s registry office.
This story about the gay Muslim marriage in the UK is offensive. No, their gay “marriage” doesn’t test my Conservative sensibilities. Frankly, I don’t care what these two booty bandits do with their sex organs. For now, I won’t bother arguing that gays can’t experience this religious rite we Conservative know as marriage, as theirs is indeed “marriage” or with an asterisk, if you prefer.
However, the idea that these Muslims believe they have married is laughable for another reason. Before I explain, see what Choudhury told the Express Star about his homosexuality and Islam.
Mr Choudhury, 24, told the Express and Star he felt like the “black sheep” of his Bangladeshi Muslim family, being bullied at school, attacked by other Muslims and banned from his local mosque.
He said he attempted to change his sexual orientation and went on religious pilgrimages to Saudi Arabia and Bangladesh but became suicidal and attempted to kill himself before meeting Mr Rogan.
They started living together in 2015 and Mr Choudhury proposed on his husband’s birthday last year.
I dare the newly betrothed couple to spend their honeymoon in ANY Muslim country and celebrate their unholy union.
To reside in the relative safety of the UK as their LGBTQ “otheren” languish in quiet desperation throughout the Muslim world is hypocritical.
What’s more hypocritical is the two lovers’ support of the religion that wishes them dead. Well, sort of.
As it turns out, Islam has “extenuating circumstances where “anal jihad” is authorized. Like in times of war. I wrote about “anal fatwa” a while back:
Muslim men are not gay, right? But they do have their needs, and sometimes women are not available to be brutalized.
So as explained in this video, a cleric has issued an “anal fatwa,” where two men in combat can agree to have sex with each other, yet still not violate Islam.
You can call it what you want: fatwa, experimentation, “I had too much to drink,” or whatever. But if you allow another man to put his penis in your butt, YOU ARE GAY!
What kind of “religion” allows for the sexualization of little boys (boys dressed as women, then used for the pleasure of old Arab men), or allow men to pretend they are not gay when having sex with each other…because their wives are not around. That’s laughable.
This gives a whole new meaning to the lyrics, “If you can’t be…with the one you love…love the one you’re with!”
Interestingly, since Muslims are always waging war, the “bros” can take turn “driving the Hershey highway” pretty much at will.
Ironically, if they die in times of “war”, they can then go get their virgins. Hopefully Allah offers baby wipes to clean the “jihad” off their penises. Or does Allah offer them condoms. I will check with the Quran and get back with you.
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