LGBT Publishes Gay Bible: I DARE them to Write a ‘Gay Quran’

LGBT Publishes Gay Bible: I DARE them to Write a ‘Gay Quran’

Leftists love to mock Christianity, and do so frequently.

I’ve come to believe that Christians are “mockable”, because our religion is impervious to ridicule. Mock away, I say.

Recently, Elijah Daniel, a proud gay “man” mocked the Bible. I will get to that in just a bit. Before that however, I’d like to explain why I write that Daniel is gay.

When I researched Daniel (I didn’t know him) I found that he touted his “gayness” on his Twitter page.

I find it fascinating that of all the things a person can reveal about oneself, most gay people chose to lead with sexuality.

“I screw men, and men screw me. That’s my PRIDE!”

Daniel’s parents must be so proud as well!

Look at our little boy all grown up and having sex with MEN!

How small must a person feel that he introduces himself to the world in that way?

Daniel has over 500,000 Twitter followers, not a small feat. Apparently he is well-known in his circles. And what they know of the “man” is that he is GAY!

Of all the things one can tout, for example humanitarian, philanthropic, scientist, engineer, doctor, painter, student, professor, free spirit, bon vivant, Daniel chooses “fagdad elijah daniel” as his moniker, and touts his sexuality.

I say to Elijah Daniel that his choice of not one, but two biblical names didn’t go unnoticed on this “NOT Gay” all-man, man.

Back to mocking the Bible.

According to the Daily Caller, Daniel wrote a gay version of the Bible. Shockingly, Amazon recently removed the book.

Online users have lashed out at Amazon for removing what fans dub a “hella gay” Bible from its electronic bookshelves.

Elijah Daniel, commonly known to fans as the “mayor of hell,” rewrote the Christian Bible to feature celebrities like Taylor Swift, President Donald Trump, and Rihanna in his erotic religious text, according to the Independent. The Bible describes Rihanna as a god-like figure who created the world and — like Jesus — turned water into wine, while Trump plays the role of Satan.

By now, you should know this is merely a publicity stunt. GAYS like Daniel look for any reason to get their 15-minutes of fame, so congrats to GAY Daniel.

Who couldn’t see Trump as Satan coming a mile away? This certainly gives new meaning to Donald Trump’s Apprentice catchphrase, “You’re FIRED!” now doesn’t it.

The article continues,

The book held the number one spot in Christian ebooks and Bible sales for a short stint, but it was removed from Amazon’s site after a few hours. Daniel announced that he would continue selling his work on his own website, despite the retailer giant’s refusal to carry his product. Amazon does, however, sell his other works, including an erotic novel about Trump, “The Trump Temptations.”

“If me rewriting the Bible & p****** y’all off makes just one lil closeted kid realize it’s not that serious then f*** ya b**** keep it comin [sic],” Daniel said.

And it should come as no surprise that GAY Daniel’s book was on Amazon under “Christian” book, versus “Fiction”, as anything less would have defeated the purpose of the “mockery”.

There are those who say, “Why give this guy the publicity, KJ?”

Why not? Leftists believe their ideas will stand the scrutiny of the public. I think showcasing their lunacy helps our cause. More people need to know how twisted these people really are.

In GAY Daniel’s world, Rihanna IS his god, and Trump is Satan. He’s writing HIS truths. HIS god got the crap kicked out of her by hip hop artist Chris Brown. That wouldn’t happen to OUR God.

As for Amazon, I’m not sure why they removed this book. I’d like to think that even Amazon has scruples, but that’s not the case. Perhaps Trump-hating Bezos will let us in on his rationale at some point.

Part of me believes that all the brouhaha over this, and Amazon’s rejection of the book was meant to draw more attention to GAY Daniel. That’s certainly more reasonable than to believe Amazon actually gives a crap about Christianity. I KNOW, right!

I’m glad to have met GAY Daniel. I don’t know much about him, and won’t do any further research, since he told me all about himself. That’s why I will forever call him GAY Daniel.

Oh, before I forget. Anybody think GAY Daniel will publish a “gay” Quran?

If by chance GAY Daniel reads this article, I’d suggest to him that he would gain an audience of 1.2 billion, if he had the guts to mock Islam. Then, I DARE GAY Daniel to do a book-signing in Iraq.






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