SHOCKING: A Twist to the Leftist Defecating Jogger Story

Some people are simply sick and in need of help.

This pooping jogger is certainly one of those poor souls.

A while back we were made aware of a jogger who defecates in front of a particular house in Colorado. The children of the couple who lives there has seen the jogger doing her business.

Police in Colorado Springs were on the lookout for the mad pooper after a family spotted the woman with her pants down outside their home two months ago.

Cathy Budde said her children were the ones to catch the jogger mid-squat and ran in screaming to tell her.

‘They are like, “There’s a lady taking a poop!” So I come outside, and I’m like … “are you serious?”‘ Budde told KKTV.

“‘Are you really taking a poop right here in front of my kids!?” She’s like, “Yeah, sorry!”‘

However, the jogger kept defecating in front of the house, and even went as far as to change times, so that hopefully no one would see her.

As if the family wouldn’t know that the jogger had struck, the next time they see a pile of dung on their sidewalk.

I suggested on my radio show that the woman of the house make sure that “old boy”–that’s ‘blackspeak’ for “her husband”–wasn’t tippin’ (cheating) on her with said jogger.

That action looked like a “woman scorned” type of crap, if you ask me. It certainly beats getting your tires cut, or your brake lines.

Anyway, this story has a new twist.

It turns out my theory was wrong. As the Daily Mail reports:

A jogger dubbed the ‘mad pooper’ after she was busted defecating on front lawns in a Colorado neighborhood is not at fault because she has a traumatic brain injury caused by gender reassignment surgery, according to her mysterious spokesman.

An unidentified man claiming to be ‘a family representative’ of the woman said the jogger wanted to apologize but added that she couldn’t help it because she could no longer control her bowels.

The man refused to identify himself or the jogger in a series of since-removed YouTube videos he posted online, KRDO reports. He also declined to verify he was speaking on the jogger’s behalf.

That’s right, the jogger is a transgender woman made crazy from her man-to-woman surgery!

I bet they don’t tell you THAT’S a side-effect.

Now I’m not sure who operating on his naughty bits affected his-turned-her brain, but it certainly jacked up her bowels. Mysteriously, this ‘woman’ has amazing timing, when it comes to bowel movements.

Next, the unidentified person reporting the story said public pooping was no different than breastfeeding in public.

And people wonder why we find Leftists so bat-crap crazy?