Hillary Clinton continues her ‘Demented Tour’

Hillary Clinton continues her ‘Demented Tour’

Unfortunately the “Demented Tour” for Clinton’s book has yet to end.

Now the former First Lady dabbles in stand-up comedy with her latest appearances.

At least she had the decency to leave the country.

Fresh out of American venues where Hillary Clinton was met with meager crowds at best, Clinton takes her show across the pond. She appeared on the Graham Norton Show, where Clinton tried her newest material.

First, Clinton made fun of George H.W. Bush’s health. Pneumonia is hilarious. Next, she said of Trump’s inaugural speech: “That was some weird sh*t.”

That sounds like something a stoner would say. Jus’ sayin’

America can always rely on the Clintons to keep things classy.

When asked about attending the inauguration of President-elect Trump, Clinton responded with claims that she and Bill tried to get out of it.

“I really tried to get out of going,” she said. “I was going not as the candidate or as the opponent, but as a former first lady.”

She said it’s tradition for Republican and Democratic former presidents and first ladies appear, but acknowledged she wanted to break that.

Who can blame her, right? After all, President-elect Trump had ruined her big plans. How could she possibly get out of it, when she already had decorators headed to the White House.

Because Clinton lost, she figured it was time to break tradition.

Honestly, given Clinton’s own health issues exacerbated by the the loss to Donald Trump, I’m shocked she made it anyway. Talk about “What Happened?” I suspect they needed to induce a coma for Hillary Clinton in order to save her life.

Recall when Clinton emerged for the first time post election?

She didn’t even look rested. In fact, she looked like she had been crying for a month. Clinton was contrite, and even tried to be magnanimous.

We documented the emergence from her rat hole, as follows:

Hillary Clinton disappeared for a while, after her crushing defeat. A lot of people who supported her wish they could have gone into hiding as well.

As the Daily Mail reported, Clinton emerged from hiding to attend a gala in Washington.

A weary-looking Hillary made her first public appearance since conceding to Donald Trump at a Children’s Defense Fund’s gala in Washington on Wednesday evening, admitting that she considered cancelling.

Apparently the wounds have healed and her black and blue buttocks have returned to their normal pasty white color.

It would be another month before the real Hillary Clinton emerged. This Clinton was more combative, as she counseled the Democratic Party.

We reported on this appearance as follows:

Seeking relevance after her brutal political beating, Hillary Clinton hails protesters as future American leaders.

Now, Hillary Clinton is back. In a video recorded for the DNC gathering in Atlanta tomorrow, the election loser preached unity to Democrats about to select their new party chair.

Clinton would think Trump’s speech was some “weird sh*t”.

Check out a partial transcript:

We the citizens of America are now joined in a great national effort to rebuild our country and restore its promise for all of our people. Together we will determine the course of America, and the world, for many, many years to come. We will face challenges. We will confront hardships, but we will get the job done.

What truly matters is not which party controls our government, but whether our government is controlled by the people. January 20th, 2017 will be remembered as the day the people became the rulers of this nation again. The forgotten men and women of our country, will be forgotten no longer.

We share one heart, one home, and one glorious destiny.

We assembled here today our issuing a new decree to be heard in every city, in every foreign capital, and in every hall of power, from this day forward: a new vision will govern our land, from this day forward, it’s going to be only America first.

So to all Americans, in every city near and far, small and large, from mountain to mountain, from ocean to ocean, hear these words. You will never be ignored again. Your voice, your hopes, and your dreams will define our American destiny. And your courage and goodness and love, will forever guide us along the way. Together, we will make America strong again. We will make America wealthy again. We will make America proud again We will make America safe again, And yes, together, we will make we will make America great again.

How DARE President Trump speak of American exceptionalism?

As for some weird sh*t, just look at Hillary Clinton’s record. The woman who claims to champion women lives with a sexual predator. Next, she hobnobs with one of Hollywood’s biggest sexual predators. And if that’s not enough, her best friend and confidante’s husband is a sexual predator.

Furthermore, Clinton extorts corporations and governments out of money, launders money for her other evil friends, and funnels money to her family’s crooked foundation. Then, she conceals her activities on a private email server.

That’s just for starters. And for the record, it is some weird sh*t.

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