Chelsea Handler Exposed: Trump Dumped Her
It’s no secret the late-night lunatic hates Donald Trump.
However, the real reason was finally revealed. Handler doesn’t handle rejection well.
Long before Trump took his place in the Oval Office, Chelsea Handler tried to get her hands on him. Apparently, she wanted Trump to appear on her show. However, Trump wasn’t impressed with Handler and he turned her down flat.
Of course, we’d never know about Handler’s rejection if it weren’t for Twitter. But you know what they say- if it’s on the internet it never really goes away.
— Ryan Miner (@RyanRMiner) November 19, 2012
A Woman Scorned
There’s another saying this situation brings to mind. Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned. Obviously, Handler is pretty angry at President Trump. She’s never quite recovered from his assessment of her.
Just look at some of her recent tweets to the President:
You are a fraud on the American public. You are the least trusted and worst president this country has ever seen. Stop attacking people who tell the truth. You wouldn’t the know the truth if Russia told it to you. #fake election https://t.co/WMy2l2BVop
— Chelsea Handler (@chelseahandler) December 9, 2017
Clearly, that tweet should belong to Obama. However, Handler often flies off the handle at Trump.
When do you apologize for the fake hair that comes out of your mouth? You lie more than anyone and when news sources get it wrong, they apologize; something you’ve never done. You’re the worlds biggeat hypocrite. You lie every day. https://t.co/Wmt9qJ1Kq5
— Chelsea Handler (@chelseahandler) December 10, 2017
Her feathers are so ruffled, Handler can’t even write a proper sentence. It’s truly embarrassing.
Lucky for us, Handler will fade from public view in the coming months. I, for one, can’t even stand a commercial featuring her face. The so-called feminist actually wrote a best-seller called My Horizontal Life: A Collection of One-Night Stands. How do these modern feminists brag about their conquests, and then cry over Harvey Weinstein? It seems a bit hypocritical.
However, there is some good news. The pathetic comic recently ended her Netflix series in order to become a political activist. So she was fired!
As Kevin Jackson recently penned:
Her recent departure from Netflix proves what happens when sex is no longer the bargaining tool in Hollywood. Maybe we will see Handler and D-Lister, what’s her name…oh, Kathy Griffin reprise something together?
Until then, Handler should seek therapy to deal with her rejection issues. Obviously, it’s hard to recover when the President thinks you’re gross.