Chelsea Handler Exposed: Trump Dumped Her

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Chelsea Handler Exposed: Trump Dumped Her

It’s no secret the late-night lunatic hates Donald Trump.

However, the real reason was finally revealed. Handler doesn’t handle rejection well.

Long before Trump took his place in the Oval Office, Chelsea Handler tried to get her hands on him. Apparently, she wanted Trump to appear on her show. However, Trump wasn’t impressed with Handler and he turned her down flat.

Of course, we’d never know about Handler’s rejection if it weren’t for Twitter. But you know what they say- if it’s on the internet it never really goes away.

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A Woman Scorned

There’s another saying this situation brings to mind. Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned. Obviously, Handler is pretty angry at President Trump. She’s never quite recovered from his assessment of her.

Just look at some of her recent tweets to the President:

Clearly, that tweet should belong to Obama. However, Handler often flies off the handle at Trump.

 

Her feathers are so ruffled, Handler can’t even write a proper sentence. It’s truly embarrassing.

Goodbye Chelsea

Lucky for us, Handler will fade from public view in the coming months. I, for one, can’t even stand a commercial featuring her face. The so-called feminist actually wrote a best-seller called My Horizontal Life: A Collection of One-Night Stands. How do these modern feminists brag about their conquests, and then cry over Harvey Weinstein? It seems a bit hypocritical.

However, there is some good news. The pathetic comic recently ended her Netflix series in order to become a political activist. So she was fired!

As Kevin Jackson recently penned:

Her recent departure from Netflix proves what happens when sex is no longer the bargaining tool in Hollywood. Maybe we will see Handler and D-Lister, what’s her name…oh, Kathy Griffin reprise something together?

Until then, Handler should seek therapy to deal with her rejection issues. Obviously, it’s hard to recover when the President thinks you’re gross.

 

 

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