MUST SEE: Election Winners PICKED Through Year 2056

MUST SEE: Election Winners PICKED Through Year 2056

Media guy Dave Rubin cracked me up. He decided to chime in on the hapless hoopla surrounding Oprah’s Golden Globes speech in a tweet.

In the aftermath of the event, many Leftists declared they want the former talk show host turned media mogul Oprah Winfrey to be our next president. Ruben apparently decided to have a bit of fun with the topic, and tweeted the following list of presidential winners through the year 2056.

The List of Presidential Winner through 2056:

Spoiler alert: Sadly, the world ends shortly after 2056.

  • Trump 2016
  • Oprah 2020
  • Chelsea 2024
  • Malia 2028
  • Bieber 2032
  • GREAT HUMAN-ROBOT WAR
  • Cylon 2036
  • Keurig Machine 2040
  • GREAT HUMAN-ROBOT WAR II
  • Al Gore Floating Head 2044
  • Reanimated Reagan 2048
  • Sexbot 2052
  • GREAT HUMAN-ROBOT WAR III
  • Hillarybot 2056
  • END OF WORLD

Let’s have a bit of fun with this list, shall we.

As we can see from Ruben’s list, the Democrats get Oprah in 2020 and hold the presidency through 2028. I’m not sure of “the Biebs” politics, so Leftist politics could extend another 4 years.

After Bieber, comes the first of many three robot wars. It had to happen. As we’ve documented, the robots were destined to take over.

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Opportunity lies in the sex robot business.

First, the bad news.

As Newsweek reported,

Sex robots could be hijacked by hackers and used to cause harm or even kill people, a cybersecurity expert has warned.

Artificial intelligence researchers have consistently warned of the security risks posed by internet-connected robots, with hundreds recently calling on governments to ban weaponized robots.

The latest warning comes from a cybersecurity expert who made the prophecy to several U.K. newspapers.

Apparently, hackers take control of the fembots. They can then manuever the arms, legs and other attached tools like in some cases knives or welding devices”, according to Nicholas Patterson, a cybersecurity lecturer at Deakin University in Melbourne, Australia.

Sadly, we get robots trained, then they are hacked and programmed to kill. And likely during sex! But that’s still not the worst of it for Conservatives, as Al Gore’s floating head wins in 2044, while Hillary Clinton’s bot finally wins the presidency in 2056…sort of.

Conservatives get a reprieve as Reanimated Reagan appears in 2048, but he loses in the next election to a sexbot. Let’s hope they make Conservative versions by then. Perhaps men will actually survive the encounter.

But as Rubin predicts, none of it will matter, because Mayan end of the world was off by 44 years, give or take.

Clever stuff by Dave Rubin.

 

 

 

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