Penis Whitening: NAACP Care to Comment?

Penis Whitening: NAACP Care to Comment?

I’m curious what the NAACP will think of penis whitening?

Surely this is racist, right? I mean, why should anybody want anything whiter?

OK, teeth are one thing, but penises? That’s just politically incorrect; and not just in America, but worldwide.

Yet, according to the New York Post,

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Thai men are going nuts for this bizarre penis procedure.

Lelux Hospital in Bangkok raised eyebrows after sharing a Facebook post detailing its specialized penis whitening procedure, a cosmetic treatment that alters the pigmentation of men’s nether regions.

The now-viral post includes a video of the laser procedure, which has been viewed over 4.5 million times as of Thursday, as well as side-by-side images of a penis before and after the whitening process.

I hope people watched the video out of morbid curiosity and not because of RACISM!

What if more men began whitening their penises? Things could escalate, and the next thing you know, anal bleaching!

No, I’m not joking. Anal bleaching is not just for the super wealthy Leftist elites anymore. This new and now affordable fad comes complete with a guide:

People always notice other people’s butts, usually without even knowing what their own looks like – unless you’re a bendy Cirque du Soleil gymnast or something.

These days it’s totally acceptable to pay super close attention to someone’s booty, and people try all types of mind-blowing tricks to get their asses “Nicki Minaj in Anaconda” fine.

This includes more than just your voluptuous badonk-a-donk – we’re talking deep ass. Think – real deep.

Specifically, anal bleaching.

It might sound crazy (and a little weird) but it’s no longer exclusive to the Kardashians of the globe anymore. Instead, whitening your asshole is entirely acceptable for us common folk too.

And I thought my Obama Butt-Balm ™ was a crazy idea!

Back to the penis whitening, the article continues,

The hospital began performing the peculiar procedure six months ago after a patient complained about dark pigmentation on his groin, according to French news agency AFP.

The clinic now averages about 100 clients per month for penile whitening, which costs $650 for five sessions.

“We use the same pigmentation laser equipment employed in other skin treatments,” Popol Tansakul, Lelux’s marketing manager, told German news agency DPA. “All of the equipment received certification [by Thailand’s Ministry of Public Health].”

Products and laser procedures that whiten the skin have become increasingly popular in Thailand, but critics say the country’s apparent obsession with whiteness is perpetuating racism.

What happened to its my body, and I can do what I want?

If thai men want to whiten their nether regions, so be it. After all, the penis is a man’s baby of sorts.

And is it only acceptable if somebody wants to darken?

Last year, a video advertisement for skin-whitening pills that used the slogan “whiteness makes you win” was met with outrage.

A Bangkok-based beauty company is doing major damage control for a commercial that not only features a model in blackface, but for also claiming that having white skin can can help you “win.”

The ad in question, which highlights Seoul Secrets’ skin protection serum Snowz, features actress Sirin Horwang, whose dewy skin gradually shifts to a darker tone as another model’s fair skin glows for the camera. Horwang’s dialogue can be overheard throughout the 90-second spot, which translates to a rather questionable message:

“Do you know something? Before I got to where I am right now, the competition was very high. It’s not easy to stay here for a long time. And once I stop taking care of myself, everything I have dedicated, [and] the whiteness I have invested in, will be gone.”

Asians are observant. Culturally, they see “white” as winning. But there is an easy fix for blacks: win!

But don’t win by bitching and moaning. And don’t win by pulling the race card. Win through excellence.

And then perhaps Thai men will want their penises darker!

 

 

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