Adam Schiff Desperately Seeks Nude Trump Photos
The ranking member of the House Intelligence Committee believed Putin had perfect blackmail material.
Therefore, Schiff wasted no time instructing his staff to collect classified materials for the FBI.
Schiff is so wrapped up in the Russian narrative, he can’t tell the difference between a politician and a comedian. Admittedly, they’re both clowns. However, this time the comedians struck gold when they convinced Schiff they had proof of Trump’s bad behavior.
The two radio DJ’s, known as Vovan and Lexus, contacted Schiff with reports of Donald Trump sleeping with a Russian glamour model. Conveniently, the model is Putin’s grand-daughter. Accordingly, the duo claimed to have everything Schiff needed to nail Trump’s political coffin shut.
The Ins and Outs
According to Vocan and Lexus, all of this occurred during the 2013 Miss Universe Pageant. Obviously, Putin obtained the naked pictures. Then, Trump used secret codes to communicate with Putin. After the call, Schiff’s staff immediately tried making arrangement to collect the information from the Ukraine’s Embassy in Washington, DC.
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Once the call went public, Schiff’s staff tried to save face, claiming Schiff knew the call was bogus. However, that doesn’t jive with the truth.
In fact, a recording of the phone call shows just how seriously Schiff took the prank.
As the Daily Mail reports:
Schiff began the call by thanking the ‘chairman’ Andriy Parubiy for his time and warning him that Russian spies were likely listening in.
‘I would caution that our Russian friends may be listening to the conversation so I wouldn’t share anything over the phone that you wouldn’t want them to hear,’ said Schiff.
Vovan, who was posing as Parubiy, reassured Schiff: ‘I don’t think that will impact on our investigation.’
The fake Parubiy claimed the Ukrainian government had obtained recordings and documents that proved Vladimir Putin was blackmailing Trump with naked photos taken during an affair between the president and a Russian glamour model.
Vovan also claimed the Ukrainians recorded secret meetings between a Trump campaign aide and a famous Russian singer-turned-spy that took place at a non-existent mafia hangout in the Brooklyn neighborhood of Brighton Beach.
Schiff appeared to be taking notes on the conversation and repeatedly asked for spellings of names and documentation he could send to the FBI.
‘I’ll be in touch with the FBI about this. And we’ll make arrangements with your staff. I think it probably would be best to provide these materials both to our committee and to the FBI,’ said Schiff during the conversation, which lasted around eight minutes according to the recording posted to YouTube.
A Series of Unfortunate Embarrassments
Adam Schiff spent this past year embarrassing his party time and again. Just last summer, Schiff insinuated Trump helped Russia launder money through his organization. Of course, we all know that’s the kind of play the Clinton Organization makes.
Further, that accusation came just weeks after Schiff refused testimony from Trump supporters. The witch hunt is harder to conduct with the truth added to the mix.
More recently, Schiff looked like a real moron when he made false claims regarding the FISA memo.
As the cries from conservatives grew louder, a hashtag was born.
Fearing the results of the FISA memo, Adam Schiff, the top Democrat on the House Intelligence Committee, and Dianne Feinstein, the ranking member of the Senate Judiciary Committee got together and crafted a plan to buy some time.They wrote a letter to Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg and Twitter CEO Jack Dorsey.
In it, they claimed conservatives weren’t calling for the memo’s release. In fact, the trending hashtag was the result of Russian bots. Thus, another hashtag was born. If #WeAreNotBots isn’t enough to embarrass Adam Schiff, then nothing is.
Of course, no one is really surprised to find a shameless leftist willing to say or do anything to further their own agenda. The surprise happens when a leftist comes along in search of the real truth.
Unfortunately for Schiff, there is no truth behind the #FakeDossier. Additionally, there are no naked pictures of Trump with a Russian glamour model. Which is too bad really, because Schiff can’t read a story without pictures.