Joe Biden Threatens Trump and Hilarity Ensued
Former Vice-President Joe Biden says he would have beaten the crap out of Trump in high school.
When I heard that Biden said this, I joked to myself, “But who would have won in Jr High, Joe?”.
What a silly and childish thing to say. Then again, remember the source.
Know that if Biden could get in the way-back machine and beat up Trump in high school, Trump would later stomp a sh*thole in Biden in college. I say this because I know people with the personality of Trump. He’s like me. Loss is only temporary, as I look to the future.
Trump would have gotten accepted at the same college as Biden just to beat the crap out of him. To hell with the degree, Trump would say when he got kicked out of the school. “I paid $100,000 just to kick Biden’s ass!”
Biden called Trump out prior to the presidency.
Biden first expressed a desire for a fisticuffs with Trump at a rally for Hillary Clinton in October 2016, after Trump’s hot-mic comments on “Access Hollywood” were made public.
“The press always ask me, ‘Don’t I wish I were debating him?’ No, I wish we were in high school — I could take him behind the gym,” Biden said. “That’s what I wish.”
Trump responded that he would “love that.”
“Did you see where Biden wants to take me to the the back of the barn? Me. I’d love that,” the then-Republican nominee said at a rally in Tallahassee, Fla. “Mr. Tough Guy. You know, he’s Mr. Tough Guy. You know when he’s Mr. Tough Guy? When he’s standing behind a microphone by himself.”
Why has Biden popped off at the mouth with something he can’t possibly do? Because Biden will do anything to believe he matters. Sadly, Biden has never mattered.
Even after serving as VP, Biden remains a footnote in history, and a bad footnote at that.
Remember, Biden’s fortunes are tied to the worst president in history. And rightfully so.
The worst choice for VP in history, served the worst president in history. The only thing propping both Biden and his former boss up is the fact that Obama is half-black and a Democrat. I just gave you a hint as to why Biden called out Trump. More on this in a bit…
Try to imagine Joe Biden’s pre-fight ritual before fighting Trump in high school.
How long would the speech be before the fight?! After 20 minutes of watching Biden drone on, people would start to walk off. How many stories can one take before an actual fight occurs?
I don’t think Biden thought this challenge through.
A NYC rich kid whose father was a “blue-collar” millionaire? I bet Trump got private Kung Fu training from some Kung Fu master flown in weekly from China. Not that he’d need them against Biden, for goodness sakes.
But you can bet Trump trained in something. He would never want to be embarrassed, as public as he was. And Trump knows that young punks like Biden gun for him.
As for Biden, he’s not threat anyway. Biden is the guy who talks total CRAP, then gets his butt kicked. THEN he makes excuses of why he got his butt kicked.
If Biden were to run in 2020, I’d like to see President Trump set up an Octagon in the parking lot, then call Biden out.
“Hey Joe. Remember when you called me out back in 2018. Now’s your chance, Princess!”
The look in Biden’s eyes would be precious. You can bet he would say something like, “See, Trump’s a hothead. Look at how I provoked him to fight, and he took the bait!”
Trump would say, “See. Look at how politicians TALK TALK TALK. But when it comes time for action, they bail!”
Have you heard any of the media criticize Biden as unhinged. A warmonger? Biden should be excoriated for saying something so childish and stupid. But the media says nothing.
Now, imagine if Trump had said this about Obama or Biden? The fake news media would hammer Trump. They would call him a monster, always looking for a fight.
Then they would pivot to North Korea, and say that Kim Jong-Un would have preferred to deal with Hillary Clinton, as she is the “adult in the room”.
Now let me answer the question as to why Biden called out Trump.
It’s because Trump is brutally beating up Obama, and Obama needs an old washed-up historical footnote to come to his aid.
Yes, Trump daily brutalizes Barack Obama. As the world watches, Trump crushes the so-called legacy of Obama-Biden. Biden can’t do anything about the future, so he pretends that he would want to tangle with Trump in the past.
But truth be told, Biden would get a beating from Trump in high school, jr high, grade school, or kindergarten. Bidens don’t beat Trumps.
President Trump fired back at Crazy Joe.
President Trump said Thursday that if he were to fight Joe Biden, the former vice president “would go down fast and hard.”
At an anti-sexual assault rally at the University of Miami earlier this week, Biden said that if he were in high school and heard Trump making lewd comments about women — like those captured on the infamous 2005 “Access Hollywood” tape — he would “take him behind the gym and beat the hell out of him.”
Trump responded on Twitter, escalating the war of words between the two septuagenarians.
“Crazy Joe Biden is trying to act like a tough guy,” he wrote. “Actually, he is weak, both mentally and physically, and yet he threatens me, for the second time, with physical assault. He doesn’t know me, but he would go down fast and hard, crying all the way. Don’t threaten people Joe!”
Crazy Joe Biden is trying to act like a tough guy. Actually, he is weak, both mentally and physically, and yet he threatens me, for the second time, with physical assault. He doesn’t know me, but he would go down fast and hard, crying all the way. Don’t threaten people Joe!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) March 22, 2018