Democrats Want Hillary Clinton to Get a Walker and Hit the Road
Hillary Clinton is a tired old woman. And she’s reflective of the Democratic Party. And like the Democratic Party, Clinton wants the world to believe she’s healthy.
At almost 70 years old, Clinton more than shows her age. Sure the Left did a makeover on her when she ran for president. But while “black don’t crack”, Cracker cracks!
Hillary Clinton looks road hard and put up wet, as we say in the country. And that’s because Clinton has been road hard (not by Bill, though), and put up wet. Clinton has led a difficult life. After years of beating people down and occasionally killing a few, the body does wear out.
That’s what’s happened to Old Hills.
Earlier in the week, video captured Clinton slipping on stairs twice as she visited the Jahaz Mahal in the ancient city of Mandu. While two people kept Old Hills from falling to her death down those intrepid stairs, they couldn’t be with her when she showered. Thus, Old Hills suffered another setback this week as she fractured her wrist after slipping in the bathtub at the five-star resort where she was staying.
DNA India reported that Clinton was taken to a hospital in the city of Jodphur at around 5 a.m. local time Wednesday. The former secretary of state underwent an X-ray and a CT scan that confirmed a hairline fracture of her right wrist.
The Times of India and DNA India both reported that Clinton had been treated for pain in her right hand since she arrived in Jodphur Tuesday afternoon. Supposedly the pain forced her to cancel a planned visit to the 15th-century Mehrangarh Fort Tuesday evening, but I’m not buying it. As Trump would say of Clinton, “She has low energy.”.
When you start falling in the bathroom, you need to check into the old folk’s home. Because you can bet Bill Clinton won’t be caring for her. Bill Clinton has a room on Epstein’s Island. And you can bet when Bill checks out, it will be with some underage Asian girl. Talk about your “happy ending”.
Hillary Clinton on the other hand will die alone. Likely reaching for that “I’ve fallen and I can’t get up” button Bill conveniently placed out of reach.
Democrats just don’t want to admit when they are too old for service. For them, growing old is a death sentence. After all, their children are all ingrates. Real truth: most Democrats fear their children, which is why they hide the will. They don’t want their children knowing what they will inherit, as they could get “Menendezed”.
For Conservatives, growing old is a rite of passage. Something to be proud of. Great memories, and a time to kick back and understand how to make the final years, the best years. That’s why God made us young and dumb. Too stupid to appreciate youth and vigor. One must squander youth to a degree in order to appreciate getting older.
But Leftists try to hold on to youth. Do you believe Pelosi has enjoyed aging? McCain? Name me one Leftist who gracefully ages and appreciates it. Let me stop you; they don’t exist.
Hillary Clinton’s pride is her downfall. She never should have run for president. Nor should she waste time lamenting her loss, blaming everybody but herself. But Clinton will die while discussing her lost dream. Sadly, the audience won’t even realize that she died. The event organizers will just end the event, and we will get the news the next day.
Who will miss Hillary Clinton?
Well, there’s her crooked misinformed spoiled daughter. And then there is…ok, only Chelsea.
When Bill gets the news, he will be chasing some young Malaysian girl around Epstein’s pool table, when they interrupt him with the news. No matter what Bill’s age, he will fist-pump at the news, then begin practicing his on-camera cry when interviewed about Hillary’s demise.
As for the world, many will pretend to care about Old Hillary. But in reality, they don’t care about her. Nor should they.
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