Man Changes Gender to Get Woman Perks

Man Changes Gender to Get Woman Perks

Not only are men whooping women’s asses on the track and in the UFC ring, but now we kick female booty in regular life?

Holy Mother of Helen Reddy, say it ain’t so!

Recall the male prisoner who declared himself a woman, so he could go to a women’s prison? “He” knocked up a few babes, and didn’t have to pay paternity. WINNING!

Now we have another story of male dominance in the Leftist world of “gender fluidity.” As, according to The Daily Mail,

Earlier this year, then-23-year-old David purchased a new Chevrolet Cruze and was required to get a full-collision insurance policy.

When he contacted his insurer, he was quoted $4,517. His driving record included a minor crash and a couple of speeding tickets.

‘So I ask. “Out of curiosity, how much would my premium be if I was a woman?”’ David wrote in an April Reddit post. ‘The broker comes back with a quote of $3423. Holy f***.’

Both in Canada and the US, male drivers under the age of 25 are normally required to pay more for car insurance than women because they are statistically more likely to get into car accidents.

David was angered by what he perceived as gender-based discrimination and asked his insurance broker to change his gender on paper to female, but his request was denied.

Undeterred, David decided to legally change his gender with the Government of Alberta so that he could obtain a new birth certificate and a new driver’s license listing him as a woman, which he could then take back to his insurer.

In order to do that, the frugal motorist learned, he had to get a letter from his doctor saying he identified as a woman.

At first, David thought that was the end of the road for his enterprise because he did not want to undergo a gender reassignment surgery, but he was mistaken: all he had to do was tell his physician that he wished to change his sex.

That’s right; the mere want to change sex is all it takes to change one’s sex.

If only getting off drugs were this easy.

To David, we guys say “Good riddance!” Former men like him jack up our rates and give us a bad rep.

Oh the irony of this former man going to the clinic to get free contraception. To see the look on the doctor’s face when he must hand the lady condoms.

Why should David have all the fun? Let all men join in the revelry of womanhood, when it suits us. Like on Ladies’ Night.

Why should those feminist bitches get to drink for free, when the booze is for the taking!

Drink up, Me…I mean WOMEN!

Got a blind date? Switch genders in the middle of it,

Then ask your now Lesbian friend to pick up the tab. Oh hell yes, SHE’S the butch one, not you, Princess.

Don’t worry, the beast will marry you anyway, at which point you convenient regain your manhood. Don’t go saddling YOUR father with paying for the wedding! That’s for the father of the “biological” female to do, not your alpha male strapping, testosterone-dripping, all dude father!

As you can see, gender fluidity offers lots of choices, and Leftists are all about choice. So from now on, I will use my God-given gender-fluidity where I see fit. I encourage other alpha males to get in touch with their selective feminine side and join a brot…I mean a SISTA!


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