NeverTrumper Stephen Hayes actually got this one correct.
He rightfully explains how Trump has already destroyed Elizabeth Warren’s chances at being a Democratic presidential candidate.
In a tweet, Hayes quoted an article from one of his peers:
“Baited by Trump’s gibes, Elizabeth Warren rushes headlong into self-parody with a lavish rollout of a DNA test that suggests that she may be (checks notes) 1/1,024th Native American.”
"Baited by Trump’s gibes, Elizabeth Warren rushes headlong into self-parody with a lavish rollout of a DNA test that suggests that she may be (checks notes) 1/1,024th Native American." @SykesCharlie https://t.co/YbtYgAtDKM
— Stephen Hayes (@stephenfhayes) October 15, 2018
In what would be a magnificent sketch for SNL, Elizabeth Warren get pilloried.
We documented the Boston Globe’s nonsensical coverage of this farce of Warren releasing her DNA results. I’m shocked she didn’t call a press conference dressed in traditional Cherokee garb.
Without doing anything, President Trump proved how he can crush Democrats and their media friends without breaking a sweat.
Warren gleefully issued a report on her DNA results:
By the way, @realDonaldTrump: Remember saying on 7/5 that you’d give $1M to a charity of my choice if my DNA showed Native American ancestry? I remember – and here's the verdict. Please send the check to the National Indigenous Women’s Resource Center: https://t.co/I6YQ9hf7Tv pic.twitter.com/J4gBamaeeo
— Elizabeth Warren (@ewarren) October 15, 2018
Let the lampooning begin. First, with the million dollar bounty Trump place on the results.
El Norte tweeted:
So @realDonaldTrump owes Senator Warren 1/1024th of a million dollars?#Fauxcahontas
https://twitter.com/Woodshedder/status/1051844971173699584
Michelle Malkin followed suit.
1/1024 "Native American" indirectly derived from South American genetic markers is "proof" of Native heritage?
1/1024 of $1 million = $976.56.
President Trump should donate that amount in Monopoly money, which is as genuine as Warren's claim.#Fauxcahontas https://t.co/0Cf4a7NWBG
— Michelle Malkin (@michellemalkin) October 15, 2018
The venerable Ann Coulter made a sports announcement:
BREAKING: Cleveland Indians announce Elizabeth Warren not even eligible to be a bobblehead.
BREAKING: Cleveland Indians announce Elizabeth Warren not even eligible to be a bobblehead.
— Ann Coulter (@AnnCoulter) October 15, 2018
Comedian Dennis Miller chimed in:
This Elizabeth Warren press release can mean only one thing. She’s about to sue some poor bastard for residual casino ownership shares.
He has a point. Warren has profiteered in academia, so she used to “gaming the system”.
https://twitter.com/DennisDMZ/status/1051877137295142917
And what of Donald Trump Jr.? He went for the jugular with this tweet:
To show how in touch the Democrats are with the American people Elizabeth Warren and staff actually thought it would be good to show them that she likely got favorable treatment for her whole life for MAYBE POSSIBLY being 1/1024th Native American. #NotWinning
To show how in touch the Democrats are with the American people Elizabeth Warren and staff actually thought it would be good to show them that she likely got favorable treatment for her whole life for MAYBE POSSIBLY being 1/1024th Native American. #NotWinning ???
— Donald Trump Jr. (@DonaldJTrumpJr) October 15, 2018
The Concord MA GOP entered the fray, mocking Warren’s credentials for diversity quotas:
Let’s see, that makes her, what, at best 1/128th “native American”? That should CERTAINLY be good enough to qualify for minority status to meet diversity quotas @Harvard and elsewhere. #fauxcahontas
Let’s see, that makes her, what, at best 1/128th “native American”? That should CERTAINLY be good enough to qualify for minority status to meet diversity quotas @Harvard and elsewhere. #fauxcahontas
— Concord MA GOP (@ConcordGOP) October 15, 2018
Below is a two-fer. Matt Walsh and Guy Wood tag-team this farce.
Wood tweeted:
#fauxcahontas is setting the bar lower again!
Walsh tweeted:
Lol. She had a Native American in her family 10 generations ago. Does she really think this vindicates her? Has she lost her mind? That’s a serious question.
#fauxcahontas is setting the bar lower again! https://t.co/i0NoPF7O3h
— Guy E Wood (@GuyEWood) October 15, 2018
Tim Gray makes a great observation, based on the title of the article in The Hill:
If this is considered “strong evidence” then there are many “Native Americans” who have been denied financial assistance for college. #NativeAmericanMyAss #Fauxcahontas
https://twitter.com/Timgray74/status/1051834859386261504
Craig_Deplorable offers an interesting morsel for discussion, particularly with the LGBT community:
@HeidiL_RN #Fauxcahontas Today I learned from liberals that if you are 1/1024 Native American you are considered to be a full blooded Native American. BUT if you have 2 X chromosomes, you aren’t necessarily a female.
I’m anxious to see Warren’s alma maters debate this particular tweet.
@HeidiL_RN #Fauxcahontas Today I learned from liberals that if you are 1/1024 Native American you are considered to be a full blooded Native American. BUT if you have 2 X chromosomes, you aren't necessarily a female. pic.twitter.com/IQukBM7yKS
— Craig – NRA Deplorable Cult 45 member #MAGA (@kraigr_IVU) October 15, 2018
Democrats really believe they can fool us with nonsense. Warren accomplished nothing positive. But she did confirmed what we already knew. She as much Indian, as Quasimodo
