If you believe this story, I have a mountain home in New Orleans to sell you.
Talk about trying to milk the social justice nonsense dry. This story has so many holes in it, it looks like the last moments of the lives of Bonnie and Clyde.
According to Breitbart,
Empire star Jussie Smollett has been hospitalized after a “possible racially charged” attack by two men at a Subway store, the Chicago Police Department has confirmed.
According to TMZ, Jussie Smollett returned to Chicago from New York at around 2am, at which point he went to eat at his local subway. As he left the store, two men reportedly shouted at him: “Aren’t you that faggot ‘Empire’ n*****?”
“The 2 men — both white and wearing ski masks — viciously attacked Jussie as he fought back, but they beat him badly and fractured a rib,” the outlet alleged. “They put a rope around his neck, poured bleach on him and as they left they yelled, ‘This is MAGA country.’”
Just so we are clear, this is being called a “possible racial attack”? If what happened were true, wouldn’t it obviously be a racial attack?
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Now, where do we begin picking apart this completely bullshit story? How about we start with the idea that two MAGA rednecks actually watch the show Empire?
Here’s how Fox describes the show:
Golden Globe-nominated EMPIRE continues to be one of the most popular and acclaimed shows on television. A powerful drama about a family dynasty set within the glamorous and sometimes dangerous world of hip-hop music, the show revolves around the Lyons and their media company, Empire Entertainment.
Now you tell me if you believe two white MAGA-referencing Trump supporters would watch this show? Of course not.
Now my second point.
And of all the light-skinned n*ggas in Chicago, does anybody believe that two white MAGA-referencing Trump supporters would be able to spot the “faggot ‘Empire’ n*****”?
If you want to suspend belief for a moment, you would need to admit to knowing the light-skinned brother from the show, and then know that he plays a “faggot”; his word, not mine.
If these white guys attacked every black dude playing a gay role, they would have a full time LGBTQ ass-kicking job. Because in dang near any big city, 80 percent of black guys are gay these days.
And I love the parting shot, full of all the Southern Democrat imagery:
“They put a rope around his neck, poured bleach on him and as they left they yelled, ‘This is MAGA country.’”
Now if this were Bumf*ck East Jesus, Alabama at 2 am, maybe. But 2 am in Chciago might as well be high noon. There would have been many people around. And why didn’t anybody at Subway corroborate his story?
In short, this incident never happened.
This incident is like the many fake race incident stories. Here’s one such fake racial incident we reported on where the “diversity council” sparked racial outrage:
After numerous complaints, the “diversity” council revealed that their posters were a social experiment designed to test the level of racism, or lack thereof, among the student population. How much did that cost us?
The next day, Dean of Students Jones VanHecke explained:
The flyers are “part of a series of educational ‘invisible theater’ events taking place this week that have been planned by I Am We Are theater troupe, the Diversity Leadership Team, and the Bystander Intervention Committee.”
VanHecke then congratulated students for not being racist. I mean, for participating in the fake racism trigger warning:
There are now so many of these noose and n*gger stories that have proven to be fraud, it’s laughable. This story easily falls in that category.
My bet is this princess got jacked by two black dudes. And he doesn’t have the heart to admit that, so he made up this fanciful story. And the media certainly LOVES the “Trump angle”. Because as Alyssa Milano taught us, the MAGA hat references the KKK.
At least Chicago PD didn’t jump right to white men as the perps. instead, Chicago Police spokesperson said “the attackers’ genders are unknown, and that their faces and hands had been covered.”
For those of you worried about Smollett, he’s doing fine. After the attack, he was taken to Northwestern Memorial for treatment and was discharged later Tuesday morning. And now he has a story to tell to the next casting director. Here’s how I see that going:
A year later…
Smollett: I’m sorry I’m late. I’m still hurting from the beating I took from those Trump supporters, when I was at Subway.
Casting Director: That was YOU?! OMG, are you ok? You are SO brave!
Smollett: Thank you so much for noticing.
Casting Director: No problem. No oral sex necessary for you to get this role, Honey. It’s YOURS!
Hollywood, we’re on to you.
The Breitbart article continues,
In a statement, Chicago Police Department Chief Spokesman Anthony Gugliemi described the incident as a “possible racially-charged assault and battery,” and they would treat the investigation as a possible hate crime.
“Overnight, the Chicago Police Department received a report of a possible racially-charged assault and battery involving a cast member of the television show Empire,” Gugliemi said. “Given the severity of the allegations, we are taking this investigation very seriously and treating it as a possible hate crime. Detectives are currently working to gather video, identify potential witnesses and establish an investigative timeline.”
I can’t wait to see this video evidence. And if you see these “potential witnesses” on Empire, I think you will understand how they got their roles.
Let’s “sell” this story more as Empire creator Lee Danials took to social media to offer his support to Smollett. He ends the video saying, “It’s just another f*cking day in America.”
Indeed. Another day when some piece of sh*t Leftist lies to further a fake narrative of the greatest country in the world.
White women who drown their kids can’t blame blacks men. Nor can black actors blame Trump supporters when they get their asses kicked by Obama supporters.
They will have to find new excuses for their problems.
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