Pelosi Wore KNEE PADS: BEGGED Trump to Open the Government

You want to know how you know Trump won in the government shutdown standoff? Because the fake news media reported that Pelosi won.

Yes, it’s really that simple.

Look at some of these article titles:

CNN – Trump: Shutdown debacle leaves President with stark choices

Really? The stark choice of making the Democrats pay for the wall one way or the other? Not exactly a rock and a hard place, when you consider the shutdown has an expiration date on it, and Trump flatly says the wall will be built.

USA Today’s headline reads:

Shutdown: Donald Trump’s base sticks with him despite cave, polls show

So Trump caved, but his base stuck with him? Perhaps his base doesn’t believe he caved.

NY Mag’s headline reads:

How Trump ‘Cucked Up’ the Government Shutdown.

I can only believe they consider Trump cuckold by Pelosi, thus the “cucked” reference. Apparently more Leftist wishful thinking, coming on the heels of the King of Cuck, Barack Obama.

The Hill’s headline reads:

Post-shutdown negotiations look brutal for Trump

I made a screen shot of the Google search so you can read the others for yourself. Clearly, the media believe Trump to have lost, and is an imbecile for shutting down the government.

Trump tweeted:

After all that I have done for the Military, our great Veterans, Judges (99), Justices (2), Tax & Regulation Cuts, the Economy, Energy, Trade & MUCH MORE, does anybody really think I won’t build the WALL? Done more in first two years than any President! MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!

But who did the shutdown really hurt?

According to a new poll from NBC and the Wall Street Journal, the politician hurt the most during the shutdown is Speaker Nancy Pelosi.

Politics Editor at the National Journal put this on Twitter:

That’s right, Pelosi took a serious hit. The reason is simple: Americans know that Pelosi is a disingenuous liar likely on the payroll of the Mexican cartel.

President Trump couldn’t be more conciliatory. And yet, Pelosi scoffed at the idea of working with him.

I suspect the scenario played out with Pelosi poll-testing her stance. After getting back the response, she called President Trump, and asked if he’d like meet for drinks…alone.

Curious, President Trump accepted.

And as if filmed for one of those Chris Hansen sexual predator exposes, Pelosi showed up at the White House in her “come f*ck me” pumps, and a skirts a woman her age should be jailed for wearing. No panties, of course.

Pelosi carried an obscure bag, and not her normal $25,000 Hermes Porosis. Inside the purse were the following items carried by most Leftist women:

  • KY-Jelly
  • Condoms
  • Knee Pads
  • Lip gloss
  • Deodorant
  • Biden douche
  • Baby wipes
  • Stolen Viagra from her husband

Needless to say, Pelosi was more than willing to take one for the team.

Upon entering the residence, Pelosi was met by Secret Service and Chris Hansen, who said: “Looks like you planned to do more than negotiate with the President.”

No, President Trump didn’t make the ultimate sacrifice and service Pelosi. You can bet that Bill Clinton would have obliged her, just for shiggles. Trump however recognized her willingness to grovel as win enough. So he threw the old dog a different bone.

Pelosi now has until Feb 15 to get things done. I’m betting Pelosi will get the wall funded. I believe Trump has let her know what he can and will do if he doesn’t get funding.

And when President Trump gets his wall funded, I will remind you and the fake news media of this article. None will admit they were wrong, but they will get the chance to.

As for Pelosi, there will be no blue dress or tapes of Trump talking about how she let him grab her by the p*ssy. But know that Pelosi was in no position to make demands. And post-government shutdown, nothing has changed.




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