Chicago PD Continue Search for MAGA Menace who beat Jussie Smollett

Chicago Police must be kicking themselves for having to go on a witch hunt for the “MAGA Menace” running around Chicago.

I’m not debating whether Jussie Smollett was attack, because that’s certainly possible. But it’s also possible he kicked his own ass like Jim Carrey in Liar Liar.

Or Smollett could have been beaten by a prostitute he didn’t pay. Or what about former pissed off boyfriend who brought a friend? These theories are just as reasonable as the BS story Smollett gave.

In this tale of woe, one thing is certain: Smollett lied about who attacked him and how. Nevertheless, Chicago Police have released still images from surveillance footage of two people described as “persons of interest” in the alleged attack.

Check out these “two persons of interest”. All you can determine is these are two humans. And if somebody put a gun to your head, you would have to describe them as “black”.

The two humans appear to saunter, as if they are discussing the meaning behind Tolstoy’s War and Peace.

Person One: It’s not a novel, even less is it a poem, and still less a historical chronicle.

Person Two: I agree, as large sections of the book, especially the later chapters are a philosophical discussion rather than narrative.

Both: {laugh in agreement}

Person One: Wait! Is that Jussie Smollett, the faggot n*gga guy from Empire?!

Person Two: I think it is!

Person One: Let’s go KICK HIS ASS! You got the stuff?

Person Two: Always! I brought the noose, some bleach…and two MAGA hats!

{Cue Deliverance banjo music}

The two in the picture certainly don’t look like they search for victims to assault. Admittedly it’s difficult to determine state of mind with just this photo.

Thankfully Chicago PD can’t get a better look at them or we’d likely have another “blame the CA videographer for Benghazi” situation. Particularly if these two silhouettes were indeed two white people.

Chicago Police Chief Communications Officer Anthony Guglielmi tweeted out late Wednesday:

“While video does not capture an encounter, detectives are taking this development seriously & wish to question individuals as more cameras are being reviewed”

One photo. No video. No nothing.

And though police announced that the search area for cameras was expanded after no footage of the attack turned up late Tuesday. No footage turned up, because the incident as Smollett described NEVER HAPPENED.

As I wrote the other day,

Now, where do we begin picking apart this completely bullsh*t story? How about we start with the idea that two MAGA rednecks actually watch the show Empire?

Here’s how Fox describes the show:

Golden Globe-nominated EMPIRE continues to be one of the most popular and acclaimed shows on television. A powerful drama about a family dynasty set within the glamorous and sometimes dangerous world of hip-hop music, the show revolves around the Lyons and their media company, Empire Entertainment.

Now you tell me if you believe two white MAGA-referencing Trump supporters would watch this show? Of course not.

Now my second point.

And of all the light-skinned n*ggas in Chicago, does anybody believe that two white MAGA-referencing Trump supporters would be able to spot the “faggot ‘Empire’ n*****”?

If you want to suspend belief for a moment, you would need to admit to knowing the light-skinned brother from the show, and then know that he plays a “faggot”; his word, not mine.

If these white guys attacked every black dude playing a gay role, they would have a full-time LGBTQ ass-kicking job. Because in dang near any big city, 80 percent of black guys are gay these days.

And I love the parting shot, full of all the Southern Democrat imagery:

“They put a rope around his neck, poured bleach on him and as they left they yelled, ‘This is MAGA country.’”

That didn’t stop the producer of Empire from blaming what he described as just another day in America. Yes, HIS America.

And now we have Maxine Waters blaming Donald Trump for the attack?

Partial transcript:

“I’m pleased that he’s doing okay. But we have to understand this is happening for a reason. Why all of a sudden do we have people unable to study while black, unable to mow a lawn while black, unable to have picnic while black, and being attacked?” Waters said. “It’s coming from the president of the United States. He’s dog whistling every day. He’s separating and dividing, and he’s basically emboldening those folks who feel this way.”

“When I heard about what had happened to Jussie, and I heard they put a rope around him, and they poured bleach on him and stuff, I was absolutely, very upset. So I’m feeling better that he’s okay, and I am looking forward to seeing him.”

One of the principal race-baiters in America blaming President Trump for a BS case.

Frankly, I want the people caught who did this. First, because nobody should get away with attacking another person. But second, I want to prove that Smollett is a liar.

Let’s take a look at how Smollett feels about Donald Trump. In response to President Trump explaining the need for a protected border, Smollett tweeted this:

Shut the hell up you bitch ass n*gga. You will continue to run this country further into the ground and risk lives every time you breathe. You’re not the president. Just a dumpster full of hate. FOH. Sick to my stomach that literal sh*t currently represents America to the world.

I tell you that Leftists call you what they are.

As for Chicago PD, they must play the PC game. Detectives know that Smollett fabricated this nonsense. There certainly are enough clues to know pretty much what happened here, as a Trump-hating Leftist lied.

Let’s see how this plays out. For now, I suggest white people walk alone and not in pairs in Chicago. Because couples will be stopped and interrogated.