Two Arrests Made in Epstein “Suicide”

Unless your head has been under a rock for the past month, no doubt you’ve heard the rumors. Epstein didn’t kill himself.

The message is every where you look. In airports, on beer cans, in news reports and on thousands of memes.

But now, two arrests lend credibility to the viral slogan.

According to the New York Times:

Two federal workers who were on duty the night Jeffrey Epstein killed himself in a Manhattan jail were charged on Tuesday with failing to check on him every half-hour as they were supposed to and then lying about it on prison documents.

The two federal Bureau of Prisons employees, Tova Noel and Michael Thomas, were expected to appear in United States District Court in Manhattan to face charges including conspiracy and making false records.

The charges are the first to arise from a criminal investigation into the death of Mr. Epstein, the disgraced financier who hanged himself at the Metropolitan Correctional Center in Manhattan while awaiting trial on sex-trafficking charges.

The indictment charged Ms. Noel, 31, and Mr. Thomas, 41, with making false records and conspiring to defraud the United States. Specifically, the indictment said the two workers failed to make their rounds to check on detainees and instead “sat at their desk, browsed the internet and moved around the common area.”

They then signed “count sheets” saying they had checked on inmates several times overnight when they had not. The workers only discovered Mr. Epstein had hanged himself in his cell — 15 feet from their desk — when they went to give him breakfast at 6:30 a.m., the indictment said.

“The defendants had a duty to ensure the safety and security of federal inmates in their care at the Metropolitan Correctional Center,” Geoffrey S. Berman, the United States attorney in Manhattan, said in a statement. “Instead, they repeatedly failed to conduct mandated checks on inmates and lied on official forms to hide their dereliction.”

I’m sure leftists want to sweep this under the rug pretty quickly. But I wanna know- did someone pay these guards to sit still while the job was done?

Can We Blame the Clintons?

I’m waiting to see who can draw a connection between these guards who decided to play on the internet and the Clintons. Because then we could wrap up the investigation and tie a bow on top.

Dr. Michael Baden says Epstein’s autopsy more likely represents a homicidal strangling than a suicide.

As Fox News explains:

[Baden] noted that the 66-year-old Epstein had two fractures on the left and right sides of his larynx, specifically the thyroid cartilage or Adam’s apple, as well as one fracture on the left hyoid bone above the Adam’s apple, Baden told Fox News.

“Those three fractures are extremely unusual in suicidal hangings and could occur much more commonly in homicidal strangulation,” Baden, who is also a Fox News contributor, said.

While there’s not enough information to be conclusive yet, the three fractures were “rare,” said Baden, who’s probed cases involving O.J. Simpson, President John F. Kennedy, Martin Luther King, record producer Phil Spector, New England Patriots star Aaron Hernandez and many others.

“I’ve not seen in 50 years where that occurred in a suicidal hanging case,” the 85-year-old medical legend told Fox News.

Baden, who’s examined more than 20,000 bodies and hosted HBO’s “Autopsy,” explained that if a person weighed 120 pounds and their head weighed 10 pounds, there would be 110 pounds of pressure on the neck at the jaw during a hanging. But, if someone put a hand around a person’s neck and squeezed, that could double or even triple the pressure on the neck, Baden said.

There were also hemorrhages in Epstein’s eyes that were common in homicidal strangulation and uncommon, though not unheard of, in suicidal hangings, the forensic pathologist said.

“The prominent hemorrhage in the soft tissues of the neck next to the fractures is evidence of a fresh neck compression that could have caused the death,” Baden said.

Why Kill Epstein?

These findings were enough to prompt AG Barr to open a large-scale investigation into the matter. And I don’t think one has to be a conspiracy theorist to see the Epstein-Clinton connection. In fact, we recently discovered ABC had enough proof to crucify both men. But they sat on the story for two years, even after Epstein’s recent arrest.

However, we know enough. Clearly, Epstein had everything he needed to do one of two things. One- he could take have taken Clinton down with him. But that seems unlikely while he’s still married to Hillary. She’s bullied every woman Bill Clinton terrorized. Further, the Clintons have never faced consequences for any law they’ve broken. Whether it be real estate fraud or murder, the Clintons always seem a step ahead of the law.

Two- Epstein could have used his Clinton connection to broker a deal. Of course, this is a working theory. It’s not been proven fact. YET. And I do stress ‘yet’ because there are a lot of skeletons still sitting in Epstein’s closet.

Heck, you don’t even have to check the closet to chronicle this bizarre bromance.


But if the Clintons are always one step ahead of the law, Epstein would be stupid not to use his leverage.

So, Epstein had to go. Before you tag this as #FakeNews, here’s my disclaimer. I have no proof. I have a theory. But I know its out there, and eventually, it will all come out in the wash.

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