For all the lemmings out there wearing masks, get ready for the next line of defense against the dreaded Chinese WuFlu: goggles.
Check out what Fauci says will make Americans even more safe against a disease that kills practically nobody:
Dr. Anthony Fauci to @DrJAshton: "If you have goggles or an eye shield, you should use it. It's not universally recommended, but if you really want to be complete, you should probably use it if you can." https://t.co/SJPZn8fN6F pic.twitter.com/Ml87aBuclI
— ABC News (@ABC) July 29, 2020
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This political fraud now offers the next step in plandemic lunacy, as he recommends Americans cover all our mucosal surfaces.
I love how egomaniacs love to use big words when describing little things. “Mucosal surfaces”.
Protection from what? Fake infection rates on this virus? And what about those insanely low death rates, and this despite the fraudulent coding of all death as “coronavirus”.
Now we must wear goggles?
I have an idea for Leftists. Just stop BREATHING! That will solve ALL of America’s problems.
“If you have goggles or an eye shield, you should use it,” the doctor said, before adding that it’s not universally recommended, “but if you really want to be complete, you should probably use it if you can,” he said.
How’s that for sage medical advice. What’s next?
This Brazilian couple seems to be getting ahead of the lunacy, as they donned spacesuits.
Brazilian couple wear spacesuits as protection from COVID-19 during stroll
Brazilian couple Tercio Galdino and Alicia Lima were seen donning a spacesuit complete with custom made helmets while taking a stroll on a beach in Rio de Janeiro pic.twitter.com/ADMzv9g8s0
— H24 (@H24News_) July 19, 2020
Naomi Campbell made headlines months ago when she added a hazmat suit to her protective gear just to ride an airplane. She was already known for her obsessive disinfecting.
Campbell was sure to express her grave concern. “I’m not doing this for laughs,” she told the Insider.
Of course, she didn’t get laughs. In fact, most of the people around her moved. I’m sure Campbell single-handedly spiked Amazon sales of hazmat outerwear. I wonder how long it will take her to add Fauci’s goggles to her travel apparel?
Perhaps Americans should revisit the boy in the bubble. David Vetter lived a whopping twelve years completely free of viruses by staying in a plastic bubble. He only ventured out on rare occasions by crawling through a plastic tunnel into a specially designed spacesuit from NASA.
Of course Vetter had a severe immune deficiency. But Fauci might add Vetter’s gear to the list of serious suggestions. Right under googles.
The way I see it, this can only go one of two ways. Either we all crawl into our bubbles and accept defeat. Or, we bring common sense back to life.
Luckily. there are still a lot of people rooting for common sense.
Can’t believe the world entertains this kind of BS, for a flu like illness!?! The world has truly gone mad! Makes me sad that people are so easily fooled.
— Jaco van Blerk (@dwafash) July 30, 2020
At what point does this lunacy finally end? These people are totally around the bend
— Scott McClure (@SM80Jhawk) July 30, 2020
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