Joe Biden is already showing his age. Reports are that the old crook slip while playing with his dog.
Fox News wrote,
Biden was hurt on Saturday and is expected to be examined by an orthopedist “out of an abundance of caution,” according to officials.
Biden’s team released a statement saying the 78-year-old slipped “while playing with his dog Major, and twisted his ankle.”
See an orthopedist? For a slip? What happens when Biden gets a headache? Do they send him to a neurosurgeon?
No wait. Biden keeps a neurosurgeon on speed dial.
Hell, if Biden thinks too hard, he needs to take a 4 hour rest. Remember the campaign? Biden called a wrap at 9A after a couple of hours of “hard campaigning”.
Biden is a broke-dick dog, and thankfully will not replace America’s current stud president. Thank God this will soon be over, and Americans can quit wondering if Mr. Magoo will pretend to lead the nation.
What of this ankle sprain?
It’s the first of many injuries that old criminal will suffer. And Democrats planned on this contingency, likely have a couple of Biden “doubles”.
As I consider Biden’s injury, I have to wonder if the fake news media even reported the truth? What really happened to Joe Biden. He probably tripped over one of his dead voters, and busted his skull.
Or maybe “Dr.” Jill PUSHED the clown. That’s a more likely scenario.
Build Bark Better.
— Dr. Jill Biden (@DrBiden) August 26, 2020
Actually, one of the dogs likely just pulled the old fool down, thinking to itself: “I’m the Alpha dog in this house, Bitch!”.
STOP! Biden wasn’t even playing with the damn dogs. Like I said earlier, the man tripped over his shadow.
Fox News continues to push the narrative that Biden is President-Elect and will one day live in the White House. They offered this information about the potential for these hounds becoming First Dogs:
Major is one of Joe and Jill Biden’s two German shepherds and will be the first rescue dog to live in the White House. The Bidens adopted him from the Delaware Humane Society in 2018. Their other dog, Champ, they have had since 2008.
The Bidens continue enjoying their dogs in Delaware soon. But keep wishing, Fock Snooze!