When I learned that the German Shepherds were removed from the White House after a “biting incident”, I wondered which dog was bit by Joe Biden.
While we may never know the real story, here’s what Just the News reported.
The two German Shepherds belonging to President Biden and first lady Jill Biden have been returned to the first family’s Delaware home after one of them acted aggressively at the White House, according to news reports.
One of the dogs, Major, had a “biting incident” with a member of White House security, sources told CNN. The dog was adopted in November 2018 from a Delaware animal shelter.
Here’s what CNN had to say:
Champ and Major moved into the White House in January, less than a week after Biden’s inauguration.
I can think of a number of scenarios as to why these dogs might be removed. For example, Joe Biden constantly coming in and asking, “Who the f*ck do these dogs belong to?!”
I can’t be convinced that these dogs were not removed for their own safety. Who knows what Mr. “Get a Shotgun” does to those dogs in a fit of dementia. You can bet we will never see 2am White House security tapes of Biden walking around the joint holding his pecker, saying “Come here my pets!”.
Joe Biden is a freak. And the dogs know it. So I refuse to believe the stories of one of the dogs biting a security person for Biden.
Put another way: this story might really be a “screwed the pooch” scenario.
Man bites dog
America currently experiences a “man bites dog” moment, as we watch Captain Demento navigate his new role: Demented-in-Chief.
And in case you aren’t paying attention, Biden’s dogs act as a cautionary tale for White House departures. Guess who’s next?