Who Really Pooped on the White House Floor?

I can only imagine the day to day goings on at the White House under Captain Demento.

From walking around “commando” asking “Where are my socks?!” to trying to figure out how to put on his underwear, Biden must be a joy to watch.

The level of preparation to get this guy presentable boggles the mind, I bet. Training him daily what to say, and what not to say when the world gets its occasional glimpse of the brain-damaged clown is a task I would not want.

Recently, we were told that one of Biden’s dogs bit a Secret Service guy. I speculated that it was Biden who bit his SS protector. Sort of like when the Biden farts, they blame one of his dogs. And now we get another case involving the “dog”.

Kathryn Watson tweeted

One of Biden’s dogs pooped on the floor, per pool

“Champ and Major were spotted in the hallway outside the Palm Room doors in front of the Diplomatic Room. There was dog poo on the floor. It’s unclear which dog was responsible for it”


Pull my finger, right? Because I know which “dog” was responsible for it.

Truthfully, I don’t know if “one of Biden’s dogs pooped on the floor”. Because the fake news press would never report if Captain Demento “dropped trou” and took a royal sh*t on the White House floor. Sadly however, I wouldn’t be surprised if neither dog pooped on the floor and the media was covering for Joey D.

Let’s pretend for the moment that one of the Biden dogs did take a crap in the White House. If this is the case, the question begs: who’s in charge of these animals?!


The dogs supposedly have bitten people…twice. And take sh*ts all over the Demented Palace. Yet, nobody has been fired over this?!

No suprise why the Bidens have the least transparent White House and administration since that of Baby Black Jesus. Who wants to see Joey Buttaf*ckup walking around in the evening in his boxers, sucking his thumb, mumbling, “Where’s my paci?” every evening.

Let’s just call this what it is. Joey takes a dump on the White House floor and call it a day.

Nobody in America would be surprised to learn that Joe Biden can’t detect when he needs to go to the bathroom until its too late. The world knows that Democrats cheated a man into office who doesn’t know whether to scratch his watch or wind his ass.

Dude falls going upstairs! And you know soon we will eventually see Biden take a tumble down some greased red carpet getting into Air Force One; courtesy of Sista Girl Harris of course. That cackling hag is going through finishing school so she can take over when Biden has his eventual “slip and fall” accident. And you can bet that she won’t be keeping German shepherds in the White House. The optics would not be good.

Aside from Biden’s obvious problems walking, there remains that chewing gum at the same time. Have you seen this guy live? Holy Mother of Charlie Brown’s Teacher, who can understand the man?


I love how the New York Post covered this. Note the picture of Biden and use of the word “reportedly”:

Here’s how the Leftists can spin this. The Einstein Gambit.

It was said that Einstein would get so caught up in work, that he would piss himself rather than go to the bathroom. And we all know that Einstein was a genius. While Joey Demento is far from a genius, that doesn’t mean the “polls” can’t say otherwise. I see the new polls now:

“56 percent of Americans believe Biden is a genius.” Rasmussen/Zogby/CNN/Biden Team Poll

There you have it. Biden is a genius. He received multiple scholarships for college, where he graduated at the top of his law school class. With multiple degrees. Oh, and despite the dog-face pony soldiers who didn’t think he could, he defeated the chancellor of the university in a push-up contest.


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