They shut down DC the other day because a white powder was found in the White House.
Do I really need to repeat this? A white powder was found in the White House. Do I really need to tell you that the white powder wasn’t anthrax?
Surprise, they found cocaine at the White House. Now the billion dollar question: Who could this cocaine possibly belong to?
The official report was on Sunday, the White House grounds were evacuated after an initially unidentified item was found. A United States Secret Service spokesperson confirmed the event, saying:
U.S. Secret Service Uniform Division Officers located an unknown item on the White House complex.
As a precaution, the White House grounds were evacuated, and the DC Fire Departments Hazmat team responded.
At a significant cost to taxpayers, a hazmat team responded to the area of 18th St and Pennsylvania Ave. Next, the Secret Service blocked roadways around the White House.
All this for the “white substance”. And what was the outcome?
D.C. Emergency Medical officials later deemed the item to be “non-hazardous.” In fact, the substance turn out to be cocaine hydrochloride.
Should Biden drug-test his administration?
Remember when the Starbucks employee in Philly didn’t let the non-customer blacks use the store’s bathroom? The entire organization attended socialization training. Sounds like Biden may need to do this for all of his administration. “Just say NO, Joe!”
Who knows who brought this coke onto White House grounds. It was reported that the Bidens weren’t at the White House at the time. However, I believe Hunter was at the White House.
Before we jump to conclusions, let’s understand that Hunter Biden isn’t the only freak closely associated with the Biden administration. Recall the luggage thief?
You have got to be kidding me. Cocaine was found at the WH and authorities aren’t saying exactly where it was found. If it’s the Old Executive Office Building, it’s likely staff. If it’s the mansion, it’s likely Hunter.
Reporters do your job. https://t.co/aPfGnn4Wof
— Ari Fleischer (@AriFleischer) July 4, 2023
Update: Reports from the dispatch call indicate the cocaine was found inside the executive mansion's library, suggesting that it may actually have belonged to Hunter Biden.https://t.co/S05sQOis2y
— Kyle Becker (@kylenabecker) July 4, 2023
I must say, I agree with this guy. It should be pretty easy to solve this mystery.
I am sure there are no cameras in the White House. No cameras anywhere in the most secure protected physical space on the planet.
— Chris Tigani (@ChrisTigani) July 4, 2023
But for some reason, I foresee an investigation that never quite figures it out. What do you want to bet?
Probably Junior’s leftover hidden stash. pic.twitter.com/0f42h26Psd
— Sko Hayes (@skohayes) July 4, 2023