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Biden CORRUPTION: The Missing Link Surfaces
Finally investigative reporters begin to pursue the obvious. Joe and Hunter Biden’s finances may now be PROVEN to be linked…
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Will White House Correspondents RIDICULE Biden?
Joe Biden is hanging on to his faux presidency like a hair on a biscuit. But it won’t help. Biden…
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Suspicious Activity: More Biden Records “LOST”
When do we start firing all the people who fail at their jobs in government? How do these people keep…
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Democrats’ Pick for 2024 Shocks Even Hardcore Leftists
Democrats thought they did good in 2020. Then, Biden took office. Proving once and for all that cheaters never really…
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Pelosi Dying…Inside the DC Beltway
Nancy Pelosi can’t save the Democrats. And her LGBTQ strategy reminds me of the last days of most TV shows.…
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Inside Kamala Harris’ LATEST Staff MELTDOWN
Democrats choose the weakest people to lead. Understand this fact, and you realize why Democrats behave ruthlessly when they acquire…
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Republicans CRUSHING Democrats in Voter Registration
The numbers don’t lie. And Democrats know that their shenanigans from the 2020 Presidential Election won’t work in the midterms…
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Trump v Hillary: Where’s James Comey When Clinton Needs a Judge?
Hillary’s lawyers are grasping at straws. They don’t want to face Donald Trump in court. But they will have no…
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Is this The Big Guy NAKED on Hunter’s Laptop?
I have no idea about this picture. By “no idea”, I mean the picture’s origin, etc. But I suspect it’s…
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DEMS Turn On Biden: We Have A CRISIS Here
As things at the border continue to boil over, the GOP is finding new allies across the aisle. Honestly, I’m…
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Prediction: Hunter Biden’s Laptop EXPLOSION This Week
Kim Dotcom is described as an extraordinary hacker. And based on his past messages on Twitter, he targets liars and…
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Biden’s Bad News: How Low Can He Go?
For the past year, I believe we’ve written of dropping polls numbers every single month. If we missed one, I’d…
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Newsom Ignores California’s Limitations in Executive Order
California wants to completely ban the sale of gas-powered vehicles by 2035. A move the state can’t even support logistically.…
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The US Atty Who May Bring Down Biden and the Democrats
David C. Weiss serves as the U.S. State Attorney for the District of Delaware. And he is the man tasked…
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Saudi Arabia MOCKS Biden as an Old Clown
While most Americans (and citizens of the world) know that Biden is a crotchety old fart, well past his expiration…
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Bidenflation Roars On, Setting New Record Highs
I remember spending weekends with my great-grandmother as an adolescent. She always made us the best breakfasts. And she had…
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MI Gov Whitmer’s Fake News Death Plot
I know Leftists. And I believe the kidnapping plot against Governor Gretchen Whitmer (D-MI) is as believable as Jussie Smollett’s…
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Rush Limbaugh Predicted Biden’s Demise
Rush Limbaugh is a radio god. And for those who listen to my show, they know why we joke, “Rush…
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Existential Threat: Joe Biden’s Brain Damage Has America at Risk
If you find yourself scratching your head over Biden administration policies, welcome to the party Pal. Joe Biden rules like a…
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Joe Biden Has Some Explaining To Do!
Joe Biden is in hot water. And Democrats will soon toss their old circus clown. Remember Operation Varsity Blues? It…
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Republicans Want Hunter Biden to Talk, DEMS Say NO!
While the mainstream media is being forced to admit their cover-up of the Biden laptop story, the GOP wants Hunter…
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More Damning Information from Hunter Biden’s Laptop
To hell with the Durham Report, I’m more interested in the weekly drops we get from Hunter Biden’s laptop. And…
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“Professional” Communicators Employed to Dupe Us
If you’re reading this you know what it’s like to be bombarded with messages from all directions insulting us if…
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Obama Visits White House, Leaves Biden Wandering Aimlessly
President Biden is in desperate need of some good PR. So, he invited Obama to the White House to brag…
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Durham Has Smoking Gun After All
John Durham’s investigation has been painstakingly long. And most conservatives have questioned whether he could get the job done. But…
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Putin Taunting Biden with Hunter Biden Laptop Info
Anybody believe the New York Times found a conscience and fessed up about its previous Hunter Biden lies? Because if…
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Colorado Investigating 2020 Election Fraud
In what appears to be more proof of cheating in the 2020 Presidential Election, the state of Colorado may be…
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Hunter’s Laptop From Hell Has Gone NUCLEAR
Joey Demento was supposed to perform. That’s all it would take to make America accept “The Great Reset.” After all,…
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AOC: Democrats in Danger of Losing to Republicans
AOC finally got something right. The writing on the wall is so clear that even one of the dumbest politicians…
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Putin Aims at Top General as Traitor
Things in Ukraine started out ugly, and they’ve only gotten worse. Thus, it’s no surprise Putin is cracking down on…
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Blame PUTIN Backfires on BIDEN
First Biden said gas prices were Putin’s fault, and there wasn’t much he could do. Now he’s changed his tune,…
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Pelosi Gives BIZARRE Presser on War Strategy
After watching Pelosi describe her war strategy for Ukraine, two words come to mind: term limits. As if it’s not…
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Russia Sanctions Biden and others
In this latest development in RussiaGate v2.0. America, we have a real Russian collusion scandal on our hands. And Russia…
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Biden Administration is King of Misinformation
Gone are the times where Americans automatically believed our government. Many of us were naïve back in the day. But…
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Kamala Harris Showcases Foot-in-Mouth Disease
The Cackler is the Joe Biden administration’s latest super villain. Kamala Harris now vies to replace The Bungler, aka her…
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Beto Ruins SxSW With Political Propaganda
If you’re not a Texan, or a huge music fan, you may not know what SxSW is. So let me…
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White House Spin Not Helping Biden
Joey Demento can run, but he can’t hide from the numbers. No matter how much the White House tries to…
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Biden’s Laughable Move: Ukraine Guarantees Re-election!
Democrats gathered in Philadelphia this week to regroup. They were looking for Biden to hit reset. And now, they’ve solidified…
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Democrats Want Biden to Hit Reset
House Democrats headed for a Philadelphia retreat this week. Instead, they are tallying up the losses, and bracing for more.…
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Florida Hits Voter Fraud Hard
It’s no longer a misdemeanor to tamper with ballots in Florida. The sunshine state will lock up violators and throw…
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Biden Brought Bull to Texas, But No One Bought It
President Biden had the nerve to say oil production was higher his first year in office than it was under…
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Democrat’s Strangle-hold Squashed in Cleveland District
Remember the 2012 election cycle when Barack Obama handed out “Obamaphones” to low-income Black communities? Remember the excitement of the…
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BREAKING: Russia Bombs Women and Children
Russia just took this war to the next level when they bombed a maternity and children’s hospital in Ukraine. It’s…
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John Kerry Warns Ukraine: Russians Won’t Get You, Clouds Will
It’s funny when the media introduces John Kerry as Biden’s climate czar. Why in the world does he need some…
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Could Pence Message Influence Democrat Voters?
Someone finally decided to remind America about our history with Ukraine. Specifically, the Democrat history. Remember, just a few years…
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How Many Crooked Democrat Connections to Ukraine?
The closest Democrats ever came to connecting Donald Trump to Russia is the rumor that Trump once drank a white…
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BREAKING: Biden Tucks Tail as US Aims to Ban RUSSIAN OIL
Remember when Trump was President and Putin wasn’t such a bad guy? Times have definitely changed. President Trump had Putin…
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Biden Could Buy Oil From IRAN
Donald Trump handed Captain Demento the keys to a vehicle with a full tank of gas. Biden emptied the car…
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Democrats Can’t Like THESE Polls
Joey Demento couldn’t possibly believe WAR would help his poll numbers?! But you never know when it comes to the…
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Biden’s Russia-Ukraine Problem
The Democrats didn’t think The Big Cheat through to its logical conclusion. Or did they? The only things a Biden…
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Biden Depleting America’s Strategic Petroleum Reserves
Captain Demento rolled out his “Demented Liar” fashion line during what the media called the State of the Union. During…
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China Wants to Rule the World, with Biden’s Help
It’s no surprise that Putin smelled blood in the water. The day Joe Biden was inaugurated, one thing became crystal…
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Hunter Biden’s Coincidental Ties to Russia and Ukraine
Republicans seek to know where Hunter Biden traveled during his dad’s time as VP. But the Secret Service and other…
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Impeach 46: Biden Shared Intel with CHINA
Biden’s actions are no longer fodder for political cartoons. This demented clown actually gave away sensitive intel to China. Had…
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US Lobbyists, Biden Adviser Raking in Millions from Russian Pipeline
Biden destroyed our energy independence. He halted our own pipeline. And he left us dependent on foreign oil. For months…
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NYT Reporter Admits Trump Ruled Putin Best
If you follow the Kevin Jackson Network, then you’ve heard us say it before. Putin didn’t dare make a move…
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More Election Fraud the Left Pretends Does Not Exist
Here’s another story the social media Gestapo censored. Because it involves another incident of election fraud. Interestingly, when you hear…
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Fauci Clings to Fraud: Need for Boosters Being Monitored
Democrats had a good run with the scamdemic. They shut down schools and businesses. Then, they crippled the economy. But…
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Absolute DENIAL: Hillary Clinton Calls Foul
While many of us are completely thrilled to see Durham still working on his investigation, there is one woman who…
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Texas Democrat Vows to Take On ULTIMATE HUMILIATION
Ahhhhh. 2018. The good old days. President Trump was in the White House. We went to bed knowing our freedom…
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Trump Grades Biden: America’s in Trouble!
Imagine being the best of the best at your job. Pretend for a moment that profits were up and losses…
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Losing It: Biden Administration Calls 2021 SCANDAL FREE
Is dementia contagious? Because it seems Creepy Joe isn’t the only one on his team with a selective memory. I…
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Biden’s Racial Equity includes Crack Pipes
In what has become an administration where you can’t tell jokes from reality, Joe Biden yet again insults black people.…
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Elon Musk Puts Target on Biden’s Back
I hadn’t noticed that Joey Demento never mentions Tesla when talking about electric vehicles (EV). But Elon Musk noticed. If…
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Democrats Should Admit that Biden is an A-Hole
Why don’t Democrats admit that the loveable old grandpa is just a demented a-hole? It’s not like Americans don’t know…
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US Attorney Divulged Investigation into Biden and Son
Here’s a little morsel of information that didn’t get much traction during the 2020 election. There was already an investigation…
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Wake Up Biden: Americans are Furious Over Potential Pick
Biden declared that he’ll put a black woman on the Supreme Court. But apparently, not everyone is happy to see…
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Does Biden Have New Plans for Kamala?
It seems as though Kamala Harris could be facing a major job change. Unfortunately, it would give her the opportunity…
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China Takes Page from Putin and Threatens Taiwan
Why wouldn’t China use this moment in time to threaten Taiwan? In fact, it would surprise no one if China…
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Pelosi in 2022: Determined or Deranged?
Pelosi officially announced her intentions to seek re-election during the 2022 midterms. After 35 years in office, one has to…
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Biden Earns “D” and “F” Ratings in Surprising Poll
Biden thought independents were fairly stacked in his favor. Of course, he also thought he won the presidency. His handlers…
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Biden’s LAUGHABLE Daily Schedule
All the world knows that Biden can’t function more than about 4 hours a day. Take out basic hygiene and…
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Biden is Captain of the Democrats’ modern-day Titanic
I affectionately call Joe Biden, “Captain Demento”. And I’m being kind. Leftists are learning the hard way that cheating a…
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OUTPERFORMED: Biden PROVES He’s a Braindead Moron
Not that anybody really questioned Biden’s competency, because only an idiot wouldn’t believe the old fart is a complete moron.…
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Biden’s Odd Answer about his Mental Competence
Even Democrats now question Biden’s mental competence. Correction: Democrats now openly question Biden’s mental competence. Recall, this was a campaign…
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Biden and the Boot-Licking Leftist Blacks Who Support Him
Joe Biden so wants to take credit for everything to do with blacks. I’m shocked he hasn’t claimed to have…
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Biden Credited With More Than 100 LIES Thus Far
We’ve now passed the one year mark. It feels like we should all get a free T-shirt. “I survived Biden’s…
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University of Michigan President INVOKES the ‘Democrat Rule’ in Sexual Misconduct
Democrats tell you what dirt exists to your face. All you have to do is pay attention. For example, when…
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Kamala Harris’ HORRENDOUS Interview
I chuckle at Leftists who keep hoping things will improve with Biden-Harris. The ticket that won by coup is suddenly…
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Biden Will NOT Run in 2024
What level of desperation must the Democrats feel as they watch hapless Joe Biden torpedo America. So much so that…
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Biden’s Latest Afghanistan Fumble Costs Taxpayers $308M
Biden bungled everything to do with Afghanistan, and now his administration wants to pay off the Taliban. Apparently, rock bottom…
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Biden Calls Out Trump- Then Trump Claps Back
It’s January 6th again, and this year, Biden hopes to capitalize on the riots at the White House one year…
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“Let’s Go Brandon” Caller Further Irks Biden
An Oregon man achieved his five minutes of fame when he called President Biden and the First Lady and cheered…
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Liberal Journalists Exhausted by Ruse: We Don’t Bend to the WuFlu
Here’s the leftist journalism shift of the decade. Suddenly, after nearly two years of bowing to every claimed fluctuation regarding…
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CDC: Previous Vaccinations Were Waste of Time
If you know how to read between the lines, you learn that the vaccinations were a waste of time. And…
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Biden Cost Taxpayers Another $350M With This Dumb Move
The border crisis threatens Texas and other southern states as more than a million migrants have walked across the border.…
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Harris Destroys Biden’s Plans to Run Again
Joe Biden recently announced his plans to run with Kamala Harris again in the 2024 election. But he also called…
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Leftist Says Criticizing Biden is a danger to Democracy
There may come a time in Leftist America where you can’t criticize the leader. Even if the leader is a…
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Trump’s Tweets: Look at This Biden Administration Clown
Although most Conservative Americans loved Trump’s tweets, the fake news media declared otherwise. But if you did think Trump’s tweets…
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Fauci Forced to Admit Omicron Not Deadly
Democrats and other Leftists will milk omicron until the cow bleeds. But the world knows the truth. Omicron-Xi is about…
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Biden’s Holiday Wishes: Doom and Gloom for the Unvaxxed
‘Tis the season of “severe illness and death” due to the omicron variant of the coronavirus. At least that’s the message…
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Elon Musk: Will Pay More in Taxes in One Year than ALL Democrats in Congress
Elon Musk baited Democrats, as the Party of Lynching Black People accused Musk of being a tax cheat. But as…
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Holy Crap Racist White Leftist Democrats
What does Joe Biden have to do to prove the man is a walking talking racist a-hole? As I say…
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Is Kamala Harris Brainwashing the President?
Remember when Kamala Harris referred to herself as the President of the United States? Well, it looks like she may…
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Leftist Version of Religion ALLOWS Hatred of Whites
Hatred of whites is openly allowed in the Leftist version of “woke” America. Amazing how Leftists merely move their racism…
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Kamala Crying: Let’s Go Brandon More Popular
You can tell a lot about a person by what they search for on the internet. And the same is…
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Hillary Clinton and the Long Trail of Tears
How many times does this woman have to fail miserably, in public, before she finally crawls under her rock to…
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Boss from Hell: Kamala Harris Former Staffers Speak Out
It surprises no one to learn that Kamala Harris is a bitch of a boss. This is typical for Leftist…
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New York Times Schools Biden: Funding Illegals 101
I remember a time when all the major players were respectable news outlets. Fox, NBC, CBS, CNN, the New York…
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Just In Time for Christmas: MORE LOST JOBS
The bad news just keeps on getting worse. And President Biden is running out explanations, but you can bet he’ll…
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House Democrats Reveal Real Stupidity While Thanking Biden
When you have a job like mine, you read a lot of headlines. And sometimes, those headlines seem like absolute…
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The Clintons Spotted and It Wasn’t Pretty
In what is undoubtedly location scouting for Free Willy – The Clinton Edition, the Clintons were spotted walking on the…
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Democrats FURIOUS over latest Wuflu Developments
While Leftists continue pushing for lockdowns and mandates, they continue to get bad news on the scamdemic. In the latest…
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Biden’s Thanksgiving SNUB to Americans
The President jetted off to Nantucket for the holiday, where he spent Thanksgiving with a billionaire. And he scoffs at…
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Have Leftists Finally Started Burning Cities When White People Are Killed?
Holy Mother of Mayhem, have Leftists finally started protecting white people? Actually, it’s far worse. Is Kyle Rittenhouse a Grand…
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New Polling: How Low Can Biden Go?
BREAKING NEWS: Joey “Demento” Biden continues his downward slide in polling. And the latest numbers shocked even the most hardened…
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Plan B Invoked: Kamala Holds Presidential Powers
During the election, millions of Americans speculated that Biden wouldn’t be able to complete his presidency- whether he died of…
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Leading Leftist Attempts to Deny Inflation
Of course Biden doesn’t understand the inflation he’s created. He’s a demented clown sitting in the one place he never…
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Record Number of People QUITTING Jobs
As if Biden’s supply-chain woes needed another kick in the ass. Why are over 4 million people quitting their jobs?…
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Even Fake News Polls Don’t Help Biden
Captain Demento can’t catch a break these days. Because even fake news polls offer no solace. In this Yahoo News…
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What People Missed About Biden’s ‘Negro’ Comment
I’m always amazed at how people miss the real message with Leftists. And in this latest example, Joe Biden says…
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Kamala Harris Got a RUDE Reception
Kamala Harris is a bigger joke than her feckless leader, Captain Demento. And Americans are letting them know. With apparently…
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Democrats Blame Black Voters for Election Losses
Democrats got their asses kicked in the Virginia governor’s race, and they did what Democrats do: blame black people. And…
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I Was Subjected to VOTER SUPPRESSION Yesterday!
I’ve never missed a vote in my entire life. I happily walked in to my polling precinct yesterday in my…
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Texas Law Enforcement Infuriates Team Biden
Last year, a Biden campaign bus rolled through Texas. And a Trump train chased them out of the state. For…
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Priceless: Biden Explains His Job to Elementary Students
Sadly, Joe Biden recently visited an elementary school, where he attempted to explain his job to the young students. I…
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NIH Data DEBUNKS Vaccine Mandates
I want you to imagine Joe Biden as James Bond. And as you well know, Biden is no Bond. But…
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Biden Induces Army to Secure Southern Border
After inviting hundreds of thousands of illegals to make a run for the Southern border, Joey Demento now ignores the…
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Biden’s latest grades: D- and F
Color this black man surprised…NOT. But Joe Biden’s latest report card is out. And he gets a D- and an…
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Repeat Offender: Biden Spreads Civil Rights Lies
When Biden ran for President, he repeatedly lied about his participation in the Civil Rights Movement. Advisors warned him to…
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