FREE Certificate of Forgiveness

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Each Certificate of Forgiveness is registered and numbered at the Library of Congress and guaranteed authentic! Certificates come in gold, however you are free to print them on WHITE paper with “African-American” ink. You know what, since you will likely sign up for our newsletter, let’s pretend you already have a Certificate of Forgiveness, so feel free to call that toner cartridge “black ink!”

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Be sure to tell all your Conservative friends to get a Certificate of Forgiveness for each of their guilty white Liberal friends and family members while supplies last!