Obama: The Political Theatre Expert

Obama announced to the world that America is the best at policing the world. Not Russia, not China…America!

Remember: Obama killed Osama bin Laden. And America’s most hypocritical Nobel laureate wants to remind people that his America is a war machine.

That’s why Obama kept the boots on the ground in Afghanistan, and also why he is bombing Syria.

Obama is large and in charge; except when he’s not.

Obama reminded us of his scapegoat farm, saying essentially

“The intelligence community not only underestimated the threat of militants seeking to form the Islamic State group, but also overestimated their ability and will of the Iraqi army to fight.”

We submit this video to Cannes, so Obama can get his Oscar and Golden Globe:

Here are a few places where Obama has placed the blame

  • Bush
  • All the white presidents before him
  • Boston PD
  • ATM machines
  • Arab Spring
  • Hurricanes, Tsunamis, and other acts of God
  • Republicans in Congress
  • Tea Party
  • Americans
  • White Americans
  • Black Americans
  • George Zimmerman
  • Fox News
  • Terrorist attacks…blames YouTube, then obscure American videographer

When “asked how Islamic State group fighters were able to control so much land in Syria and Iraq”, Obama retorted:

During the chaos of the Syrian civil war, where essentially you have huge swaths of the country that are completely ungoverned, they were able to reconstitute themselves and take advantage of that chaos.

They reconstituted, because Obama sucked paper leaving Iraq. He was warned by people smarter than he, that leaving Iraq was a mistake. But Obama cared about “optics,” and not preserving America’s investment in blood to offer the Iraqis a better way of life of their choosing.

So America is back where we started, only farther behind. Thanks Barack.


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