Trump Sneakers foretell the '24 Presidential Election

The Left always under-estimate Donald Trump. But they have never run up against a man who knows how to market.

While Leftists celebrate verdicts against Trump for money the plaintiffs will never receive, Trump capitalizes on their unhinged zeal to get him.

Some would say that Trump is capitalizing all the way to the bank. Recently, Trump attended SneakerCon in Vegas, and unveiled his new sneakers. Check out the video below and fast-forward to around the 2:34 mark:

The gold high tops cost $399 and feature an American flag design.

“This is something I’ve been talking about for 12 years, 13 years,” the former president said. “I think it’s going to be a big success.”

We decided to celebrate President Trump in the form of sneakers, but we didn’t do it at SneakerCon. Instead we just developed our sneakers in The Kevin Jackson Network merchandising lab.

Say hello to our Trump Mugshot Nickname Collection – it’s like a lineup of all the catchy nicknames the man himself dished out to his challengers, the media, and those inside-the-beltway buttmunches.

Trump didn’t just label the fake news; he gift-wrapped it with a bow.

This collection gives props to the man who took apart the establishment, then thought, “Why not brand my own movement?” His legendary face paired with our one-of-a-kind designs is basically history in the making – like a historical selfie, but cooler.

And one of our featured products are Trump Mugshot Nickname Sneakers. For around $50, you can GET YOURS HERE.

Strut around town in these legendary sneakers and showcase the memorable nicknames 45 bestowed upon his political rivals. Slip on these bad boys and suddenly you’ll feel like the golden-maned gladiator who roundhouse-kicked the deep state into oblivion!

Let the MAGA power flow from your toes to your tongue, ready to tell Leftists, “Not today, Satan!”

Warning: wearing these may lead to spontaneous nickname creation for all the Leftists in your life. Grab a pair TODAY and join the nickname revolution!

GET YOURS HERE

 

 

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